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is anyone listening to this? Hearing Westwood talking about smegma is more amusing then i ever imagined it might be.
Last time he said "strap it up before you slap it up, aight" and other such brilliant phrases.
IF YOUR CONDOM'S TOO TIGHT YOU BETTER JOIN THE CIRCUS!
Also, playing an explosion after a Kaiser Chiefs songs was pretty lol.
least appropriate thing ever, judging by his interview with russel brand a year or two back
brand: "yeah i was dealing with some stuff and went into rehab"
westwood "haha boy! you had ISSUEZ!!!!"
From listening to brand's podcast anyway...
Imagine tim westwood saying "we can go to this cafe round the corner, after 1 oclock all sandwiches are half price"
Apparently he said that. It was funny. Yes.
called in saying that his foreskin was too tight and he kept getting yellow gunk under it and is this normal? And he said THAT'S SMEGMA BABY! Or something. And the doctor suggested getting circumcised.
i imagine getting circumcised would be mega painful
Although Dr Mark said he had his tip removed when he was 23. Mega painful apparently. *crosses legs*
YO DOG, BOW DOWN AND KISS THE RING!
How they play music alongside girls ringing up about problems with their privates.
Its a big contrast in mood. I mean, people will listen to it because they're interested in people's problems, surely. Not because they like the music.
I know what I mean. Why has it finished anyway? Some idiot's talking about smoke machines in Ibiza.
Even when its a show thats designed to inform the audience about their own problems, they dont trust them enough to have the attention span to listen for more than 15 minutes without hearing the new snow patrol tune.
Yeah, spot on.
Apparently if you're a Radio 1 listener, you can't listen to the news unless there's that beat pounding in the background. Rubbish.
Ibiza sounds worse than that Underage Festival. And that's saying a lot.
not a single guitar on the island. i'd nuke the place if i had the chance.