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Iron-grip handshakes
Are these anything more than acts of over-compensation from insecure macho fools? Or am I just a limp-wristed fop?
Also: which is worse:
The finger-breaking, 30 second handshake?
OR
The half-hearted, very firm but not actually pain-inducing 5 second squeeze?
If you're gonna be a twat, best to go the whole way, right?