My favourite news story of the day
"A Briton living in New Zealand in an old car, with a pet possum, has denied he is missing aristocrat Lord Lucan."
It goes on...
"Mr Woodgate lives in a battered Land Rover near the country town of Marton with a cat, a pet possum called Redfern and goat named Camilla.
Neighbour Margaret Harris said she became convinced he was Lord Lucan after seeing a picture of the peer in an old magazine.
"I'm sure that is who he is because he is trying to make out he's a very poor man; poor my foot."