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A victory for fey, pale-faced indie boys everywhere.
I'm off to buy some of that special moisturizer that contains 15% oxygen - apparently 52 out of 73 women rated it 'pretty OK'.
They also prefer:
1) Symmetrical faces
2) Men who look like their fathers
All things I've learnt on slow news days. Including your one, which I read in another paper about 2 months ago.
good charlotte songs?
giant inflatable cocks!
Though i think im pushing it a bit. I look like fucking Audrey Tatou with a schoolboy moustache.