i wish they'd FUCK OFF and leave me the hell alone.
yesterday, there was one crawling on my leg in our car, which prompted me to have a near heart attack and then resulted in my brothers laughing heartily at me. wankers.
this morning, i opened the dishwasher. THERE WAS A MOTHERFUCKING MASSIVE DADDY LONG LEGS IN THERE. staring at me. with his evil beady eyes. he knows. HE KNOWS.