So me and my friends were out and stuff, just hangin', when a couple of guys that were up to no good came up and started causing a ruckus.
He started talking about how his girlfriend didnt want to get pregnant but he was tricking her by "not pulling out", so one of my female friends decides to call his girlfriend a bitch. these guys dont get sarcasm, naturally, and so me, being one of the two males in the group, is chosen to "pay for it".
As you can probably guess, i am no good in a fight. I am a "skinny vegetarian twerp", so tried to avoid it. He puts his hand in his pocket to pull out a knife, presumably, but luckily the police drive by slowly and his more sensible mate tells him to "leave it, we're no spennin a night in thu jail".
The guy's face is pretty much in mine at this point, but luckily a crisis is averted.