so i was enjoying a nice stroll down the seafront yesterday when a car full of geeza's pulled up and asked me for directions to the hospital.
When i began telling them they squirted me with a bottle and yelled "Suckers!" at me as they sped off into the distance!
Then i found out my girlfriend's mum got squirted by some fella in a black mercedes yesterday as well!
what is this? the new happy slapping or something?