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Quite regularly, in fact
Craig Charles keeps this one going
I'm not uptodate with Craig Charles news.
sitting in the back of a taxi for hours wanking and doing crack?
Was this for the new series of Takeshi's castle?
that's you up to date on all the Craig news
charles called him a "wazzock" and forced him to drive on, in tears.
once had me laughing for ages with the phrase "she just hung up on me, the sweaty little meff".
get this. Best insult ever
Dammit. I was trying to pretend to be teenage again as well.
whay is it an insult? it was pretty much just the roman middle class.
for that. We called it the 'spanner dance'. It involved making 'uh' style noises with your tongue in your bottom lip, and doing stupid hand movement, including one stage where you had to slap your forehead.
to ever make up a dance routine for 'fun'
I thought you'd learnt that word now!
Also, 'prat' is still very much allowed when driving
"Look at this prat over 'ere"
"oi! You PRAT"
Although the best thing she ever said was: 'What the fuck are you waiting for dicksplash, fucking Christmas or something??'
Five Penny Twammer
Furry Tit Cake"
and sometimes KLUTZ or CRETIN
i'm ashamed you all got this far without mentioning it.