is having a gambling party downstairs, they're drinking carlsberg and cheap wine whilst listening to Nelly Furturdo. He came up to ask me for some cd's, specifically (in his own words): 'y'know chart stuff, like the kaiser chiefs. Accessible indie'
My response: 'you hate my music. I only listen to bands you consider to be obscure and rubbish. Remember when I played Mastodon earlier and you called me a 'greebo'?' He didn't take any of my music in the end.
I despair. Maybe we aren't actually related, maybe it's all some sick joke...