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I want to marry Scarlett Johannson
She is the perfect woman. I'm actually worryingly obsessed with her; to the point where I watch ANY film she is in. And I pratically tingle when that jaw gnashing lipstick advert comes on. She's even making a Tom Waits cover record with TVOTR, a week after I bought Swordfish Trombone. I may stalk her to LA.
Anyway, your unattainable/unrealistic crushes?