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What are your middle names?

chris_is_cool [Edit] [Delete] 87 replies 13:19, 2 August '07

My full name is christopher Thomas Andrew Ashford....

and what is the stupidest name you have every heard?

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chris_is_cool | 2 Aug '07, 13:19 | X
Claire Emma Roberts

Christopher Thomas Andrew Ashford

klaire | 2 Aug '07, 13:20 | X
- InsLOLt
  
  colonol_k @klaire | 2 Aug '07, 13:21 | X
- haha it took me a while to get that one
  
  chris_is_cool @klaire | 2 Aug '07, 13:21 | X
Will Rodwell

pieces_of_reece | 2 Aug '07, 13:20 | X
- lol
  
  moderaterock @pieces_of_reece | 2 Aug '07, 13:35 | X
  - ergh!!
    
    you're and STD!!!
    
    pieces_of_reece @moderaterock | 2 Aug '07, 13:37 | X
i

dont have one

HeartbrokenStar | 2 Aug '07, 13:20 | X
- michael?
  
  alcxxk @HeartbrokenStar | 2 Aug '07, 14:34 | X
Don't have any

Sorry.

Why did I reply to this thread?

Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:21 | X
- to get some attention?
  
  bless
  
  IndieAndy_Jones @Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:21 | X
  - I don't like attention
    
    Dalkin @IndieAndy_Jones | 2 Aug '07, 13:23 | X
    - then why do you dress like that?
      
      IndieAndy_Jones @Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:26 | X
      - I like bright colours
        
        Dalkin @IndieAndy_Jones | 2 Aug '07, 13:32 | X
        
        i like your face
        
        IndieAndy_Jones @Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:52 | X
        
        I like my face
        
        Dalkin @IndieAndy_Jones | 2 Aug '07, 13:58 | X
- no the silliest names i have heard are
  
  Fergus Stucly Claribet Catmur
  
  and
  
  Anthony Horsporough whitehead
  
  chris_is_cool @Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:22 | X
Richard

anyone with more than one middle name is too posh for my liking

IndieAndy_Jones | 2 Aug '07, 13:21 | X
My full name is

Richard Mathew Patrick Browne. I use Patrick as a middle name, even though its my confirmation name.

Stupidest name I ever heard? Fanny Motel.

olegrich | 2 Aug '07, 13:22 | X
- I know someone called patrick brown
  
  chris_is_cool @olegrich | 2 Aug '07, 13:23 | X
Can anyone remember mine?

BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:22 | X
- Swingin' Goodtimes?
  
  colonol_k @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:22 | X
- danger?
  
  IndieAndy_Jones @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:24 | X
- _
  
  http://drownedinsound.com/articles/468693#r468871
  
  BobbyGrindrod @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:24 | X
  - I love you Booby
    
    klaire @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:28 | X
- bf
  
  Is Grindrod your real surname?
  
  grockle @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:26 | X
  - yes!
    
    BobbyGrindrod @grockle | 2 Aug '07, 13:32 | X
    - bf
      
      wow...Its such a cool/unusual name I just assumed it was a nom de stage
      
      grockle @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:52 | X
- RCW Grindrod
  
  I shall never forget it!
  
  bamos @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:27 | X
  - I was relying on you, bamos!
    
    :)
    
    BobbyGrindrod @bamos | 2 Aug '07, 13:29 | X
My middle names

are James and Stephen. I have two because I'm amazing.

The best name I've seen recently is Ongmar Dikshit, a professor at the Indian Institute of Technology.

colonol_k | 2 Aug '07, 13:22 | X
joshua james graham

boring.

yes_ | 2 Aug '07, 13:22 | X
- Kathryn Mary Bartley
  
  I hate my first name never mind my middle one.
  
  I went ot school with a girl called
  Sarah-Jane Green Robinson, that's pretty bad
  
  the-other-staunchino @yes_ | 2 Aug '07, 13:24 | X
  - What's so bad about Kathryn?
    
    That's the good way to spell it too.
    
    Dalkin @the-other-staunchino | 2 Aug '07, 13:26 | X
    - I just dislike it
      
      the spelling is the only upside to it, sadly many get it wrong.
      
      the-other-staunchino @Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:27 | X
      - What do you get called most commonly?
        
        Kath? Kathy? Katty?
        
        yo_soy_welshmun @the-other-staunchino | 2 Aug '07, 13:29 | X
        
        Katie
        
        and just to mess things up even further its the 'ie' spelling.
        
        the-other-staunchino @yo_soy_welshmun | 2 Aug '07, 13:34 | X
      - Haha
        
        You sound like my sister.
        
        Because of this I will assume that you introduce yourself as Katie.
        
        Dalkin @the-other-staunchino | 2 Aug '07, 13:32 | X
        
        :D haha correct!
        
        I take it your sister is a kathryn/katherine/catherine?
        she had my symnpathy
        
        the-other-staunchino @Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:34 | X
        
        Yus
        
        The same as you with a K and a Y.
        
        Dalkin @the-other-staunchino | 2 Aug '07, 13:35 | X
-

My middle name is Louise, like 40% of the UK female population.

KayB | 2 Aug '07, 13:23 | X
- mine almost is
  
  klaire @KayB | 2 Aug '07, 13:28 | X
James like most of the UK male pop.

I once knew someone called cookiesqaush

Yesiamaduck | 2 Aug '07, 13:25 | X
No joke

my old headmaster was called Paul HIscock

chris_is_cool @MartinSFP | 2 Aug '07, 13:26 | X
Mine are Catherine Anne

although like olegrich, Anne is a confirmation name.

Strangest name I've come across? Richard (Dick) Gay-Cummings.

bunique | 2 Aug '07, 13:26 | X
- ^^^ good catholic girl
  
  olegrich @bunique | 2 Aug '07, 13:30 | X
  - ^^^ Naughty catholic boy
    
    pieces_of_reece @olegrich | 2 Aug '07, 13:51 | X
    - ^^^^ stop grooming me
      
      olegrich @pieces_of_reece | 2 Aug '07, 13:52 | X
Howard

yo_soy_welshmun | 2 Aug '07, 13:26 | X
- the Duck
  
  zxcvbnm- @yo_soy_welshmun | 2 Aug '07, 13:32 | X
I am

Siobhan Anne Mary Swords

dash_and_blast | 2 Aug '07, 13:29 | X
- oh and i know of a girl called Claudia Sodapops Chin
  
  dash_and_blast | 2 Aug '07, 13:30 | X
- middle name: james
  
  stoopid names i have hear:
  betty batty
  
  bacardi anne coke (i dont know if this is real, but it was on a hns computer system)
  
  gamecat | 2 Aug '07, 13:32 | X
- Robert Sean Donnellan
  
  what a name!
  
  LordLuciusBanter | 2 Aug '07, 13:38 | X
- don't have one
  
  wish I did.
  
  Filip | 2 Aug '07, 13:39 | X
  - Jay Andrew Willis
    
    I sound dull.
    
    chuckbarris @Filip | 2 Aug '07, 13:40 | X
    - JAWs
      
      shark-tastic.
      
      shucks @chuckbarris | 2 Aug '07, 13:41 | X
      - True story:
        
        When I was in technology class around 13 years ago, we had to design a shop front.
        
        I created JAW's surf shack.
        
        chuckbarris @shucks | 2 Aug '07, 13:43 | X
  - 'hnizdo'
    
    is cool enough already
    
    restlessboy @Filip | 2 Aug '07, 13:44 | X
    - one of my ex housemates
      
      exclaimed "you're just saying random letters" when I was spelling my name to the landlord.
      
      Filip @restlessboy | 2 Aug '07, 13:51 | X
      - and you
        
        spelled 'Philip' wrong
        
        restlessboy @Filip | 2 Aug '07, 13:58 | X
- paul
  
  ... four spare words! woo!
  
  restlessboy | 2 Aug '07, 13:43 | X
- Claire, and my Catholic name is Lydia
  
  but seeing as I escaped out of that years ago, only my family ever use it.
  
  PocketMouse | 2 Aug '07, 13:45 | X
- My middle name is Sarah
  
  and my confirmation name is Frances.
  
  I know someone called Heidi Clare which is a pretty silly name.
  
  scarecrow | 2 Aug '07, 13:46 | X
- Brian.
  
  Exciting stuff!
  
  homesick_alien | 2 Aug '07, 13:46 | X
  - Tom Brian Exciting Stuff! Evens
    
    thats a great name!
    
    pieces_of_reece @homesick_alien | 2 Aug '07, 13:50 | X
    - Yep.
      
      It's excitement o'clock 24 hours a day with me.
      
      homesick_alien @pieces_of_reece | 2 Aug '07, 13:54 | X
      - :D
        
        pieces_of_reece @homesick_alien | 2 Aug '07, 13:56 | X
- Patrick
  
  roastthemonaspit | 2 Aug '07, 13:47 | X
- Adam James Douglas Pickering
  
  usually raises a laugh.
  
  snow_brigade | 2 Aug '07, 13:57 | X
- And as for stupid,
  
  I have a cousin called Elizabeth Margaret Anne Beatrice Eugenie.
  
  Poor child :(
  
  PocketMouse | 2 Aug '07, 13:59 | X
  - How very royal
    
    Dalkin @PocketMouse | 2 Aug '07, 14:07 | X
- James
  
  fucking zzzzzzzz.
  
  My cousin's middle name is Seaforth. It was a joke by my uncle, who wanted to give him a name that sounded like an explorer.
  
  A girl on my course was called Philippa Maria Dorothea Puzey-Broomhead (not sure of the exact order of middle names)
  
  chiaroscuro | 2 Aug '07, 14:05 | X
- My full name is
  
  James Anthony Knight Haddrill
  
  I'd like to think it makes me cool.
  
  commandercool | 2 Aug '07, 14:18 | X
  - You're wrong
    
    Dalkin @commandercool | 2 Aug '07, 14:19 | X
- middle name Hugh, confirmation name Peter
  
  stupidest names for me are people who name their kids after some nonentity gonk from the tell or an entire football team etc
  
  cadd | 2 Aug '07, 14:18 | X
  - y
    
    cadd @cadd | 2 Aug '07, 14:19 | X
- johannes
  
  alcxxk | 2 Aug '07, 14:31 | X
- Sarah Ellen
  
  which is a family name.
  
  but i always use this opportunity to publicise my brothers name, which is the best name EVER. EVER -------->
  
  Alexander Luke Commander Fox
  
  no lie.
  
  sarkyfox | 2 Aug '07, 15:44 | X
  - COMMANDER?
    
    that's incredible.
    my middle names are awful.
    Margaret & Una, from my two grandmothers.
    prettytrtytytyyty ick.
    
    The stupidest name I know is probably someone called Ilona Gay-Gies.
    LOL! GAY GUYS.
    
    fihiki @sarkyfox | 2 Aug '07, 15:47 | X
    - he hates it.
      
      i love it. i think it's amazing.
      
      gay-gies is actually hilarious.
      
      sarkyfox @fihiki | 2 Aug '07, 15:48 | X
- I am...
  
  Timothy William Green.
  
  Not sure what the stupidest name I've heard is...
  
  werk | 2 Aug '07, 15:58 | X
  - And me....
    
    Jonathan Petrie Reid.
    
    Quite an unusual middle name, but I quite like it.
    
    johnny_goatboy @werk | 2 Aug '07, 16:22 | X
- I am
  
  Robert ROGER Smith
  
  Mortgage_Boy | 2 Aug '07, 16:34 | X

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