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What are your middle names?

chris_is_cool [Edit] [Delete] 87 replies 13:19, 2 August '07

My full name is christopher Thomas Andrew Ashford....

and what is the stupidest name you have every heard?

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    chris_is_cool | 2 Aug '07, 13:19 | X
  • Claire Emma Roberts

    Christopher Thomas Andrew Ashford

    klaire | 2 Aug '07, 13:20 | X
    • InsLOLt

      colonol_k @klaire | 2 Aug '07, 13:21 | X
    • haha it took me a while to get that one

      chris_is_cool @klaire | 2 Aug '07, 13:21 | X
  • Will Rodwell

    pieces_of_reece | 2 Aug '07, 13:20 | X
    • lol

      moderaterock @pieces_of_reece | 2 Aug '07, 13:35 | X
      • ergh!!

        you're and STD!!!

        pieces_of_reece @moderaterock | 2 Aug '07, 13:37 | X
  • i

    dont have one

    HeartbrokenStar | 2 Aug '07, 13:20 | X
    • michael?

      alcxxk @HeartbrokenStar | 2 Aug '07, 14:34 | X
  • Don't have any

    Sorry.

    Why did I reply to this thread?

    Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:21 | X
    • to get some attention?

      bless

      IndieAndy_Jones @Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:21 | X
      • I don't like attention

        Dalkin @IndieAndy_Jones | 2 Aug '07, 13:23 | X
        • then why do you dress like that?

          IndieAndy_Jones @Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:26 | X
          • I like bright colours

            Dalkin @IndieAndy_Jones | 2 Aug '07, 13:32 | X
            • i like your face

              IndieAndy_Jones @Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:52 | X
              • I like my face

                Dalkin @IndieAndy_Jones | 2 Aug '07, 13:58 | X
    • no the silliest names i have heard are

      Fergus Stucly Claribet Catmur

      and

      Anthony Horsporough whitehead

      chris_is_cool @Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:22 | X
  • Richard

    anyone with more than one middle name is too posh for my liking

    IndieAndy_Jones | 2 Aug '07, 13:21 | X
  • My full name is

    Richard Mathew Patrick Browne. I use Patrick as a middle name, even though its my confirmation name.

    Stupidest name I ever heard? Fanny Motel.

    olegrich | 2 Aug '07, 13:22 | X
    • I know someone called patrick brown

      chris_is_cool @olegrich | 2 Aug '07, 13:23 | X
  • Can anyone remember mine?

    BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:22 | X
    • Swingin' Goodtimes?

      colonol_k @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:22 | X
    • danger?

      IndieAndy_Jones @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:24 | X
    • _

      http://drownedinsound.com/articles/468693#r468871

      BobbyGrindrod @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:24 | X
      • I love you Booby

        klaire @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:28 | X
    • bf

      Is Grindrod your real surname?

      grockle @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:26 | X
      • yes!

        BobbyGrindrod @grockle | 2 Aug '07, 13:32 | X
        • bf

          wow...Its such a cool/unusual name I just assumed it was a nom de stage

          grockle @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:52 | X
    • RCW Grindrod

      I shall never forget it!

      bamos @BobbyGrindrod | 2 Aug '07, 13:27 | X
      • I was relying on you, bamos!

        :)

        BobbyGrindrod @bamos | 2 Aug '07, 13:29 | X
  • My middle names

    are James and Stephen. I have two because I'm amazing.

    The best name I've seen recently is Ongmar Dikshit, a professor at the Indian Institute of Technology.

    colonol_k | 2 Aug '07, 13:22 | X
  • joshua james graham

    boring.

    yes_ | 2 Aug '07, 13:22 | X
    • Kathryn Mary Bartley

      I hate my first name never mind my middle one.

      I went ot school with a girl called
      Sarah-Jane Green Robinson, that's pretty bad

      the-other-staunchino @yes_ | 2 Aug '07, 13:24 | X
      • What's so bad about Kathryn?

        That's the good way to spell it too.

        Dalkin @the-other-staunchino | 2 Aug '07, 13:26 | X
        • I just dislike it

          the spelling is the only upside to it, sadly many get it wrong.

          the-other-staunchino @Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:27 | X
          • What do you get called most commonly?

            Kath? Kathy? Katty?

            yo_soy_welshmun @the-other-staunchino | 2 Aug '07, 13:29 | X
            • Katie

              and just to mess things up even further its the 'ie' spelling.

              the-other-staunchino @yo_soy_welshmun | 2 Aug '07, 13:34 | X
          • Haha

            You sound like my sister.

            Because of this I will assume that you introduce yourself as Katie.

            Dalkin @the-other-staunchino | 2 Aug '07, 13:32 | X
            • :D haha correct!

              I take it your sister is a kathryn/katherine/catherine?
              she had my symnpathy

              the-other-staunchino @Dalkin | 2 Aug '07, 13:34 | X
              • Yus

                The same as you with a K and a Y.

                Dalkin @the-other-staunchino | 2 Aug '07, 13:35 | X
  • -

    My middle name is Louise, like 40% of the UK female population.

    KayB | 2 Aug '07, 13:23 | X
    • mine almost is

      klaire @KayB | 2 Aug '07, 13:28 | X
  • James like most of the UK male pop.

    I once knew someone called cookiesqaush

    Yesiamaduck | 2 Aug '07, 13:25 | X
  • No joke

    my old headmaster was called Paul HIscock

    chris_is_cool @MartinSFP | 2 Aug '07, 13:26 | X
  • Mine are Catherine Anne

    although like olegrich, Anne is a confirmation name.

    Strangest name I've come across? Richard (Dick) Gay-Cummings.

    bunique | 2 Aug '07, 13:26 | X
    • ^^^ good catholic girl

      olegrich @bunique | 2 Aug '07, 13:30 | X
      • ^^^ Naughty catholic boy

        pieces_of_reece @olegrich | 2 Aug '07, 13:51 | X
        • ^^^^ stop grooming me

          olegrich @pieces_of_reece | 2 Aug '07, 13:52 | X
  • Howard

    yo_soy_welshmun | 2 Aug '07, 13:26 | X
    • the Duck

      zxcvbnm- @yo_soy_welshmun | 2 Aug '07, 13:32 | X
  • I am

    Siobhan Anne Mary Swords

    dash_and_blast | 2 Aug '07, 13:29 | X
    • oh and i know of a girl called Claudia Sodapops Chin

      dash_and_blast | 2 Aug '07, 13:30 | X
    • middle name: james

      stoopid names i have hear:
      betty batty

      bacardi anne coke (i dont know if this is real, but it was on a hns computer system)

      gamecat | 2 Aug '07, 13:32 | X
    • Robert Sean Donnellan

      what a name!

      LordLuciusBanter | 2 Aug '07, 13:38 | X
    • don't have one

      wish I did.

      Filip | 2 Aug '07, 13:39 | X
      • Jay Andrew Willis

        I sound dull.

        chuckbarris @Filip | 2 Aug '07, 13:40 | X
        • JAWs

          shark-tastic.

          shucks @chuckbarris | 2 Aug '07, 13:41 | X
          • True story:

            When I was in technology class around 13 years ago, we had to design a shop front.

            I created JAW's surf shack.

            chuckbarris @shucks | 2 Aug '07, 13:43 | X
      • 'hnizdo'

        is cool enough already

        restlessboy @Filip | 2 Aug '07, 13:44 | X
        • one of my ex housemates

          exclaimed "you're just saying random letters" when I was spelling my name to the landlord.

          Filip @restlessboy | 2 Aug '07, 13:51 | X
          • and you

            spelled 'Philip' wrong

            restlessboy @Filip | 2 Aug '07, 13:58 | X
    • paul

      ... four spare words! woo!

      restlessboy | 2 Aug '07, 13:43 | X
    • Claire, and my Catholic name is Lydia

      but seeing as I escaped out of that years ago, only my family ever use it.

      PocketMouse | 2 Aug '07, 13:45 | X
    • My middle name is Sarah

      and my confirmation name is Frances.

      I know someone called Heidi Clare which is a pretty silly name.

      scarecrow | 2 Aug '07, 13:46 | X
    • Brian.

      Exciting stuff!

      homesick_alien | 2 Aug '07, 13:46 | X
      • Tom Brian Exciting Stuff! Evens

        thats a great name!

        pieces_of_reece @homesick_alien | 2 Aug '07, 13:50 | X
        • Yep.

          It's excitement o'clock 24 hours a day with me.

          homesick_alien @pieces_of_reece | 2 Aug '07, 13:54 | X
          • :D

            pieces_of_reece @homesick_alien | 2 Aug '07, 13:56 | X
    • Patrick

      roastthemonaspit | 2 Aug '07, 13:47 | X
    • Adam James Douglas Pickering

      usually raises a laugh.

      snow_brigade | 2 Aug '07, 13:57 | X
    • And as for stupid,

      I have a cousin called Elizabeth Margaret Anne Beatrice Eugenie.

      Poor child :(

      PocketMouse | 2 Aug '07, 13:59 | X
      • How very royal

        Dalkin @PocketMouse | 2 Aug '07, 14:07 | X
    • James

      fucking zzzzzzzz.

      My cousin's middle name is Seaforth. It was a joke by my uncle, who wanted to give him a name that sounded like an explorer.

      A girl on my course was called Philippa Maria Dorothea Puzey-Broomhead (not sure of the exact order of middle names)

      chiaroscuro | 2 Aug '07, 14:05 | X
    • My full name is

      James Anthony Knight Haddrill

      I'd like to think it makes me cool.

      commandercool | 2 Aug '07, 14:18 | X
      • You're wrong

        Dalkin @commandercool | 2 Aug '07, 14:19 | X
    • middle name Hugh, confirmation name Peter

      stupidest names for me are people who name their kids after some nonentity gonk from the tell or an entire football team etc

      cadd | 2 Aug '07, 14:18 | X
      • y

        cadd @cadd | 2 Aug '07, 14:19 | X
    • johannes

      alcxxk | 2 Aug '07, 14:31 | X
    • Sarah Ellen

      which is a family name.

      but i always use this opportunity to publicise my brothers name, which is the best name EVER. EVER -------->

      Alexander Luke Commander Fox

      no lie.

      sarkyfox | 2 Aug '07, 15:44 | X
      • COMMANDER?

        that's incredible.
        my middle names are awful.
        Margaret & Una, from my two grandmothers.
        prettytrtytytyyty ick.

        The stupidest name I know is probably someone called Ilona Gay-Gies.
        LOL! GAY GUYS.

        fihiki @sarkyfox | 2 Aug '07, 15:47 | X
        • he hates it.

          i love it. i think it's amazing.

          gay-gies is actually hilarious.

          sarkyfox @fihiki | 2 Aug '07, 15:48 | X
    • I am...

      Timothy William Green.

      Not sure what the stupidest name I've heard is...

      werk | 2 Aug '07, 15:58 | X
      • And me....

        Jonathan Petrie Reid.

        Quite an unusual middle name, but I quite like it.

        johnny_goatboy @werk | 2 Aug '07, 16:22 | X
    • I am

      Robert ROGER Smith

      Mortgage_Boy | 2 Aug '07, 16:34 | X
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