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what a nice way to send kids off for the summer!
She's well fit.
I was actually looking at a cartoon rendition of Hermione Granger.
Chav a posh summer!
I've just read it. It's beyond horrific.
she should have been telling them of the perils of magic and devilcraft, that and shit children's fiction
in assembly, I'd have been outraged. It would have been almost as bad as when Adrian fainted after being accused of breaking into the school and stealing 6 boxes of space raiders.
"And Harry woke up! It was all a dream.
but otherwise not really.
There's a massive orgy scene involving Harry, Ron, Hermoine and the rest of the school with lots of innuendos about "wands", "brooms" and featuring the climactic line: "I'll enter your chamber of secrets."
It's going to be made into a new Carry On film.
On a separate note, the only difference between the adults childrens versions is the cover, I am 98.7% sure of that anyway. How stupid are people that buy the adult one in that case?
"He's read the last three books but there's no point reading this one now."
What a moronic thing to say.
The mail should have joined in the fun and cleverly given away the ending in the article.
no one would have been listening anyway.
the Mail didnt find out that the teacher in question had a turkish great uncle and spin some kind of "Foreigns ruin our Harry for miilions of glorious Aryans"