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best rapper ever?
is the most horrible thing ever. :(
yeahhh...i'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and come in on sunday too.
Did you get the memo?
My favourite bit is the "PC Load letter? What the fuck does that mean?"
when there is clearly no paper jam?
It's called a 'Jump To Conclusions' Board!!
- That is a horrible, horrible idea.
so i could see the squirrels, and they were married, but they moved my desk and now they have all these boxes, and they took my stapler, and it was an old one because i liked it, it was red, and i said if they moved me again i would burn the building down. This is the last time...
- sure Milton. Thats great.
Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...
are the words I'd like to hear far less often.
'he's a prick'
where the hell do you work?!
except for the :E - what the hell is that?
actually, it almost looks like someone yelling with their mouth wide open, so you can see their tonsils (or whatever the dangly bit is called)!
"Andrew can we touch base later today"
but 'fuck off' and 'excuse me' are both used a lot.
'I'm on my coffee break'
I hate it. It makes me want to sing "Reach out and touch base" but no one in the office would get it.
Also - "We need some blue sky thinking here"
Was during a meeting (sorry, 'brainstorm'), where I made some kind of suggestion. I was asked if I could "unpack that one". i.e. elaborate.
HOW ABOUT I 'UNPACK' MY PARCEL OF ANGER IN YOUR FACE?