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My work mate just got in trouble for graffiti-ing his own name in the office toilet.
but alas, no.
he said ' i didn't think i just did it'. Classic. It's made my day.
people keep asking me for work, who asks for work?
by all means
i require a salary of £25,000, company car, flexi-time, 35 days holiday and 3 personal assistants
nothing more than £16,000+overtime
30 days bank holiday
2.5 extra days bank holiday
and the option of a civil service pension
i'll have probably shat in someones face
im so hott for you right now
you're too big!
the usual mix of really nice middle aged divorcees, people in rubbish bands, chavvy blokes, casual racists and fit 18 year old student temps.
"why would i write my own name? do i look stupid???"
but he is stupid, that where the problem is i think....
- you click the 'Reply' button on the post you are replying to you see? then we all know you are talking to alcxxk, not just talking to yourself!
It makes arguing with people about minor threat so much easier.
who are you to judge him? he's happy!