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...in a gamma-alpha-beta-radio-foxtrot-norman type style - pretty twatty?
while rapping. - Pretty awesome?
It doesn't even work!
H as in Heebee
O as in Obi
E as an E-Be
B as in BeBe
E as in 'Ello there mate.
Yeah, I hate it too.
on the phone, I have to spell it out phonetically because people can't get it right but I can never remember the phonetic alphabet so just say 'er... n for nob' or something equally as stupid.
doesn't know how to spell "Tom" should you really be banking (or whatever) with them?
people are a bit stupid though. Also, they get my first name mixed up with the name of the company I work for. No, I don't work for Starbucks.
it's a bloody minefield
I do it because it is correct procedure.
But trying to spell a lot of names over the radio is bastard hard. I can't even pronounce some of them.
you sicken me.
x x x x x
Oscar Romeo India Foxtrot India Charlie Echo
Kilo India November Golf
Echo Delta Whiskey Alpha Romeo Delta
Ricky Overt Hexagon Yay! Plastic Ned Organ Later
useful when giving reistration numbers/postcodes over the phone. And whilst I have had to learn it for jobs before now, I do prefer taking the Judge_B approach to the phonetic alphabet.
Anchor Biscuit 13, 4 Chromosome Dentist.
Eggplant Fuckwit 05 Grandpa Horseman Idiot
I've got a fiver on Anchor Biscuit for the league as well, so I'm chuffed.
away to Grandpa Horseman Idiot next though, that'll be a 6-pointer
k.o. delayed 15 minutes due to congestion on M25
to spell out my whole email address to a Chinese lady in China the other day. I don't know any of the correct words, it took an unexpectedly long time.
G for errr God, E for errr, um Elephant.. etc
Say it quickly and you've got a potential hit pop record
"smee, s, m, double ee" whenever telling someone my name
Dah Ah Nah?
with that attitude.
I know two Smee's. Neither of them are you.
you sound like you're spazzed out of your noggin - correct?
Trombone Iguana Terracotta Shelves
Yomping Elvis Around Hampshire,
Boring Old Yucca!
Wimpey Harmison Apricot Treetop
Krabapple Nuclear Orson Bankroll
You've lost me
Sorry, I'll stop now.
Meths Unit Sissy Twatfarm
Sisqo Trombone Ormondroyd Pancetta
Gulag Insular Grand Guignol Lungfish Invisible Norse Gromit
Wankathon Olivio Roustabout Kidneys
had English as her second language, but perversely would always use extremely long words when spelling out her name on the phone. She'd be like:
Telescopic Photo Lens
All said in a nasal Mexican drawl. I used to have to go and make a cup of tea in the kitchen so I didn't start laughing in her face.
Thompson and Thomson