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I tripped over a pineapple the other day because I was being chased by a bever in a reliant robin.
With Adrian Chiles.
adrian chiles was asked to apply for mi5 as he speaks fluent croatian (through his mother) but failed the interview.
keep on trying
being ripped by countless users and even having a thread dedicated just to you.
it's practically the job of us users to single handedly drive anyone new away from the boards ;)
it's nothing to do with you honest, your fantastic
because you criticise everyone for being random and ironic
I think I said one thing you disagreed with earlier and ever since.....
You're likely to lose.
keep things in context here. Let's not go calling people 'pathetic'. LET'S!
with AlanSheeeerer on this one.
and the other thread related to this.
we're meant to drive away the new members, sheesh ;)
It's like watching two quadraplegics have a boxing match.
your really just trying to create as much comotion as possible aren't you?
you started this thread with the express intention of causing a commotion.
You can't have a go at someone for going out of there way to cause a commotion, then starting a new thread with the intention of doing just that. It's called being hypocritical.
did I blink and miss this??
and you should know you can't pick on a DiSer and except it to just go away, they're a persistant lot.
who have witnessed AlanSheeeeeerer outwitting Yesiamaduck, anyone?
anyone who thinks they're witty, ISN'T witty.
how many comedians finish their witty punch lines, or jokes with "I'm so funny, how funny do you think you are?" and such like? then we'll see who's really funny.
we all know how sucessful the last one was.
you are thus now beaten by one.
not you, quiet.
it's amazing that you could spot such a thing.
to judge your own lolsomeness, so lets ask the other members of the board and maybe then we can get some real opinions.
1 line phrases arent a show of witt, especially on a message board where you could of been sitting there for about 5mins thinking of it.
at the mirror
I bow down to your greatness and will lick your toes.
it was witty.
I thought it was quite funny.
and been way more on ball then your fine self
I'm of the age where it's still acceptable to act like this, you have no excuse on the other hand!
i think I should feel ashamed that someone with no apparent sense of humour is telling me something I said was quite funny, however if I get a POTD nomination from Yesiamaduck, I'll let it slide.
otherwise I would of done it alot more users then just you, I did it because your post content was really starting to grate, bigging yourself up over every single person, potining out flaws and even insulting religious folk.
the reliant robin on the other hand....
keep em coming!
What's all this AlanSheeeeeeeeerer business? What's he done?
it's over a girl called charlotte.
i thought you were made of stronger things than this, 'alan'!
seriously, you should publish your msn chat logs. i bet they'd be fucking gold.
I mean, for once im not at my computer for one day, and i miss something.
i'm just letting him embarrass himself fully before banning him.
bit harsh if he's posted that stuff without being sure.
but Alan seems to dislike everyone here equally... which I find to be an endearing quality.
And truth be known, he has made me laugh once or twice. I say we let him in as a permanent member.
you went on a rampant posting spree after one person went POTD sicne then you post quality dipped. I acutally liked you last night, what the hell happend?
becomes pretty unfunny when it's completely overdone as a comic device.
You're still not funny.