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I'm in China!
How is Britain holding up?
The chinese are funny people. Funny crazy, not funny ha ha. Though they make me laugh from being so strange.
Remind me of the quaint British humour and civil ways that i am beginning to forget. I don't think i can take much more of the willy nilly spitting, queue skipping and staring much longer.
They do make nice sky scrapers, though
Missed j00 x
Send me some authentic chinease food via mail.
Also, Britain is very wet but we love that dont we! Dont need to take baths, just wash as you walk... wash n walk if you will.
I had queue up for 3minutes to post this reply!
sorry
no time reply. Too busy standing 6ft of water watching my sofa float out the window. Toodle-pip and all that, what.
China, YEAH!
Bring me back something nice?
You're at least the 35th person to ask me that
and the answer to you is the same as my answer to everyone else. No.
Because they only seem to sell tat, obvs
Thanks. x
Which bit are you in?
You've probably left the internets now, but my question still stands.
Soz, i'm still here
I'm in Xi'an, and have been to Shanghai, Fuzhou and Beijing. Going to Guilin (?) and Hong Kong next.
That's a bit of a mission!
We only went between Beijing and Zhengzhou (which isn't too far apart in the grand scheme of things) and it involved a train journey which seemed to last forever. Have you got up really early to watch old people exercise in the park? It's quite cool, honest.
I joined in!
It's good innit!
I was a bit concerned about the ones with swords though. Old people in England should do it too. Enjoy the rest of your trip!
make a post mouthing off about the government
then hide under the desk
I love China, i genuinely do.
I went to Tiananmen square,and the tank incident was not even so much as hinted at.
that's not really a good thing :/
I realise
After London/Paris
Hong Kong is no.3 on my Vacation Wish List. So color me envious.
And if you change you mind about buying us gifts, I'd like something with a dragon on it. Thanks. :)
I'm a bit bored of looking at dragons.
Dragons on buildings
Dragons on jewellery
Dragons on clothing
Dragons on stones
Dragons on jade
Dragons on material
Dragons on crockery
Dragons on cars
Dragons on furniture
etc etc
Aw, China's really cute. They like unicorns!
Ps.
I've been to London and Paris, teehee
U have NEVER been to London
stop lying!
Show-off!
no...
Chairman Meow was a cat...
You mean the cultural revolution guy?
Definately Meow, and definately a cat.
duh.
Cultural Revolution?
...possibly the most famous aspect of Mao's legacy?
I thought you studied this guy for your degree.
Chairman Meow IS a cat. My cat....
the character 'mao' actually translates as 'cat'
how very interesting
Tragedy + Time = Comedy
Vonnegut proved this axiom. I think shambo was well within his rights.
I think I would, but I'm wreckless and cavalier
How do you know I'm not the China girl standing in front of the tank at Tiennamen Square?
never heard
of babelfish?
ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wishpig can see you
THROUGH THE INTERNET THAT COMES OUT OF HER COMPUTER
dark, arcane magic.
No, but i got the best Mao watch EVER
Theres a cafe in glasgow called cafe mao.
Bit insensitive? Wasn't he a bit bad?
Cafe stalin anyone?
didnt think so.
w0w
what a massive racist
They spit in swimming pools!
Like, HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT *green stuff in pool* type spitting
Well, a few do, anyway. Not all.
"they"
youre the hottest racist since danii minogue
how do you get out of
your face there?