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When you're told by one person to wash the dishes, and told by another to not?
It shouldn't be this much of a dilemma. :(
When you're told by one person to wash the dishes, and told by another to not?
It shouldn't be this much of a dilemma. :(
Check them out the window
Chuck, even
I would..
But the same woman who told me to wash the dishes also shouted at me for throwing things from the window. (It was a cigarette butt! I was going to pick it up the next morning!)
do what you were told to do second.
then if they have a go at you, just be like "hey! they told me to do the opposite!"
But the 2nd person
is asleep! They won't be able to back me up!
Screw it. I'll slide the plates under a chair and smoke until they vanish.
Hide under a pile of coats
and hope that everything works out ok.
I have artfully propped
a toy alligator near the plate with leftovers on. If anyone asks, Jakey hasn't finished his meal yet..