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a BAD idea.
pole dancing is probably quite good exercise.
i mean ill have to wear HOTPANTS!
was even less of a good idea than this thread.
thanks for sharing.
i'm happy to keep you there. maybe you'll like, starve and die or something?
i couldn't remember what hotpants were. i thought they were longer and less revealing :(
like cycle shorts or something.
but my instinct is to google image search everything. EVERYTHING. this often ends with me crying.
wanted a picture of a shaken fist to put in an email to someone to express mock displeasure. So he put 'fist' in Google.
He nearly regretted it.
surreal experiences to do before I die.
Also: poledance for me.
and have money shoved down ur undies or ur mum does in front of you... then no.. it's a good excersise and great fun! I love poles ^_^
cause I love poles!
they are smooth and tall
"mum get some thingies its happening again!" is about as far as the discussion goes.
oh god, i dont think i can do this
but I think I saw a film about about it on the internet once.
Their idea of a good hen night is to take their loved ones to pole dancing lessons? What's wrong with disrupting something in a theatre followed by karaoke in a badly lit pub like most people?
get the POTD award.
reminds me of seeing some women on hen nights in our town once and one dancing on the bar only for a group of drunk footballers to start shouting "Don't get your tits out for the lads"
that is not something i would ever want to do, hottt as my mother might be.
why are you doing it, if you don't mine me asking? :D
i think it's important to point out that this doesn't involve stripping. at least i hope it doesn't.
obviously i meant i hoped it didn't involve stripping for siobhan's sake.
i give up
we got the point. I was being facetious. <3
im starting to re-think making you tea for the train now
Maybe it's like aerobic striptease dancing which involves no removal of clothes and lots of stretching around plastic chairs.
Even so, it's still being twisted round a pole.
That's Princess Diana dancing.
the woman who's getting married is really sweet and i agreed to it before i knew about the pole dancing lessons, i cant really say no now
too far? I think so. My apologies to the whole board.
that sounds like something you see on This Morning.
"most people think its supposed to be erotic but its just really good excersise"
(I wonder if he'll get this?)
would have anything meat based for breakfast.
who else are you going with? aunts? grandmothers? younger cousins?
this sounds like potentially the most awkward thing ever/best thing ever.
more likely the former though.
i mean, your mum*! in short shorts! spreading her legs! spinning! around a pole!
*(i'm just guessing you don't have an amazingly young, lithe, attractive, stripper-lookalike mother. not that that would make going pole dancing with her any better.)
my soon to be aunty, my aunty, my cousin who is about 30, and a few friends, basicly im the only one under 30 so i can feel good about not having cellulite at least
that's reassuring, i guess.
i read that as "my mum, soon to be my aunty"
But there would DEFINITELY be some incest involved.