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a celebrity story
last night, I went out to a bar in London with my workmates. There was drinking involved. At the bar, I spotted Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly. I knew he was playing a gig last night, and I wasn't going, but I do really like him. So when I ended up next to him at the bar, I decided to have a chat. The conversation went like this:
ns: 'hi, you're Sam, aren't you?'
gcwcf: 'um no, I'm Jamie'
ns: 'oh, sorry, you look really like this singer I like, Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly. Has anyone ever told you that before?'
not-gcwcf: 'no, they haven't. What's your name?'
ns: 'I'm Sophie. You should listen to him, he's ace!'
not-gcwcf: 'er, ok, Nice to meet you, Sophie' *shakes hands, gets his drink, and moves away from the tipsy girl*
barman: 'have you ever heard of the singer Jamie Cullum?'
ns: 'yes, he's sh... OH MY GOD'.