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well I would say that now wouldn't I?
i'm finally in fashion
is the new having no social life.
on my 3rd beer and have music blarring, its fun =) though I would rather be out, of course
there there now
I cant believe you havent eaten them!
When you said you had such lush liqours i shove a knife in my back
when you said you only eaten 2 so far (in 2 days) u effectivley turned it and kicked me in the arse really really hard :(
they're just sooo icky they're hard to eat :(
you now put a vice on my balls and slapped me in the face :(
what else do you want to do to poor duck!
pancakes? Hoi sin sauce?
Fuck Shit Wank
surley a wank before sex is incredibly silly!
It's actually quite sensible - makes you last longer :)
(for boys anyway)
I had crispy duck the other night and i did think of you ducky.. ahem - soz!
or wank taken?
God that was pureile ofme
i ate some custard creams from the UAE that seemed to have entered the country via Angola and the United States. TAKE THAT, PLANET EARTH!
Do you work for Sky?
though I am drinking and can't smoke so maybe I am techincally out?
who'd think I was Head of media at the BBC?
for the first time in the 3 years i've lived in london. i like it
until Monday, which is the joint 18th birthday party of two friends. That should make up for it somewhat.