Hi everybody! I'm renowned comedian The Man's Daddy and you all love me and my jokes!! Here's another batch for your Tuesday:
Q. What do you call a book about a woman who likes to build things over rivers and likes to call the milkman to check delivery times?
A. Bridge-it Phones Dairy!!! (Bridget Jones' Diary!!)
Q. Why does Spider-Man have big white eyes?
A. He mistook a pot of Tippex for Optrex!!
Q. Where do key cutters go on holiday?
A. The Florida Keys!! (it's a group of islands!)
Q. How many moths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Moths can't do that.