i found the ideal job for you!!!! this is actually on the guardian website:
"You're one seriously smart bunny. Probably smarter than anyone else you know. You've got more ideas buzzing around your head than you can shake a stick at. And you haven't a clue whether a job exists for someone like you. Part cultural insight junkie, part trend spotter and forecaster, part new age researcher, part creative planner and craft chameleon, here's your chance to get paid to do what you love. This very clever, free thinking marketing agency is looking for someone to come in and inspire, excite and tell them about new stuff they never dreamed of. You'll get to blow socks off in pitches and projects, workshops and think pieces. You're free to roam, scope, rummage and visit all those exhibitions, conferences and gigs you like so much, as much as you like, as long as you bring back fabulous juicy insights and ideas to astound and amaze. There'll be a strong creative streak to you, and chances are you did a strange and interesting degree to boot. You'll have some creative industry experience - advertising, design, digital, whatever - so you already have a good idea about what turns people on. And when you see a job title like the one above this you think how cool is that. But above all you'll have a brain that's sharper than the sharpest thing in Sharp Town."