This piece of shit creature was at the bottom of my drive this morning, skulking around in his beat-up crap car. He was looking suspicious.
Me and my wife are going to be in alone tonight, and everyone thinks he's gonna come back to steal my house.
I'm thinking of making loads of Home Alone (the first two, obv) esque traps to kill him with.
But seriously, I'm not too confident I'll survive the night. Should I throw knives at him if he comes up the drive this evening? The police are useless... and I'd sort of enjoy the heroic attention I'd get like Tony Martin. Just so long as I didn't get put away.
Subdiscussion - Tony Martin = hero or villain?
I think he's a hero. Thanks to him, one less piece of shit is now in this country, making the streets marginally safer. Killing people is wrong, I admit. However, no-one forced him to rob Martin's house. He knew what he was doing was wrong, and in my eyes, as soon as someone breaks into your house, you have the right to do what you like with them.