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JUST the advice I need
"Remember also to respect the guy's wishes if he just doesn't want to kiss you."
right. I've just learnt so much...
the flood begins
or some other such metaphor to imply rape
finally an article admits that this is how most of the tips work. i don't meet that many people in real life who are so confident in reading 'signs' that they don't have to confirm it with someone else, thus necessitating a common currency. nice and cynical.
A woman brushed passed me and I took this as a sign and said, "d'ya wanna fuck?" and she didn't. She just wanted to tell me I dropped a dollar from my pocket. "Ok, thanks anyway." So it still worked out pretty good.
"Next time you're in front of your computer with your partner, casually decide to look at some wikiHow articles. Check out a variety of things, and then have a look at some articles on kissing, like How to Kiss or How to French Kiss. Don't let on why you want to look at the articles, and have fun reading them together, joking, and kissing. This is a great opportunity to mention things you like or don't like."
we have a special understanding, my dad and I
I stop by and scream out the word whaooo
really loudly getting mints out from a box of tic-tacs.
maybe i need the opposite of this.
i just thought he was being friendly when he bought me a drink!!
Well, I won't be *expecting* the former, but definitely lots of the latter at 'Cake'.
i actually can't wait! it'll be amazing. they;ve got a screen behind the stage for things to be played on.
we want lots of swirly psychadelic patterns!
the guy is a foot taller than the woamn. What should she do if she can't reach without jumping up or dragging him down both of which display apparent desperation? I'm sure I've missed so many first kisses because of my height.
why not add your advice
wear a tie...that way she can grab hold of the end and drag you down to her level.....i think thats kinda romantic
with minimal effort and therefore desperation
How tall are you again Traynor?
why you've missed so many kisses...
or learn to stand/walk with bent knees....its worth it....despite the creaking.
alternatively enjoy the delights if having your adams apple kissed...snice
whilst you can give them paternal jisses on the top of their head
and the eye to lip thing gets me everytime!
that method works
the amount of times girls have gone to step number 3) with me and then ive got bored or distracted or given the wrong signals!
it's the most obvious sign of the bunch, I can't think of any other reasson a girl would do the listed actions in sequence.
there's a sequence? I'm going to have to print this bad boy off. Maybe I can persuade every girl who looks like she may even remotely find me sexually attractive to stick it on her forehead or something.
further proof that all women are sluts ;)
I like the way you think :)
whore : girl that had sex for money with a lot of guys
slut : girl that had sex for NO money with a lot of guys BUT you.
'put her napkin in her lap'
officially better than any other internet site
you napkins in wetherspoons!
at her then
u wish to sex, that may well be her face everyone is different
i can't remember how it works.
And you might get to the vinegar strokes
I am sooooooooooooooooo in
That's some insightful psychological relationship shit right there.
1) act like alicia silverstone in a teen movie
!! WARNING !! he might think you're a tit and not fancy you any more
I had no idea, I woulda thought something to do with being a whitty cassanova with great charm shoulda been in there somewhere.
'Wear missletoe all year round, sooner or later someone won't realise it's not christmas (best results in white padded homes) and fall for the trick'
Mrs Knees.....I dont think it would have been possible to have been Less subtle
rape only with guerilla tatics, guy meets girls, guy charges at girl, girl falls under guy, guy makes it off with girl, girl enjoy guy, guy marries girl, guy and girl live happily ever after
THIS IS WHAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER SHOULDA BEEN!
supply too many details
wut? what does that enable to happen?
what happens wth those?