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I think mine really is, right now.
- I waited for a girl for an hour at a restaurant bar, before she called em to say she couldnt make it and had a boyfriend (confirming what I thought already, but still funny)
- I shouted at my boss today and then burnt my hand on a frying pan as I finished shouting. Cue mass hilarity.
- I just got rejected for a job for the most ridiculous reasons ever. Apparently, the company doesn't give 'holiday', prebooked or not.
I'm sure there's more.
None of those sound remotely funny. In fact, I'm getting angry just reading about it. What kind of sitcom is this?
I'm-Not-Coming-To-Meet-You-And-Oh-I-Have-A-Boyfriend-Already girl needs a dry slap. Giving her that dry slap would probably get you about 30 seconds of proper belly laughter.
I get all cut up and angry, and then do nothing.
phil needs a theme tune...
I think the hand burning could be somewhat amusing
I would have laughed if it hadn't been me. I only just managed to not crack a small smile at the irony.
it's one of those cute and cosy American sitcoms, rather than a stiff and excruciating British effort.
the one thing I've been looking forward to in my unlucky week- TRUCK- is cancelled due to rain, and there's blazing sunshine right now. fucksake.
and he didn't know and she didn't want him to know and we all went out on a night out together.
That was the most sitcom-esque my life has ever been :S
Watching Seinfeld for the first time was a revelation.
"Oh my god... I'm George!"
"Don't say that!"
"It's true! I'm George! I'm George!"
Then there was that time WE WERE ON A BREAK. That was hilarious.
And most of that time, it's completely my own doing. Like when I drop stuff just as somebody reaches me to help me with it. And they think I'm a retard. But really I did it on purpose. Joke's on them!