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- pretty tempting?
for two weeks from tonight = jovial times for a fortnight.
Our work is so centrally controlled that as soon as he sets foot outside the door, it's like one of those old cartoons when they pull a lever and mechanical gears bring up a dukebox and a disco ball out of the floor.
one day, one day.
for a larf.
but I'm getting a lift at 4.30 and in this weather I don't want to wait for a bus
"I'm just going to take a dump"
then walk to the toilets, change clothes in the booth leaving all your clothes in a pile on the floor, shoes and all, then climb out leaving the door locked and walk out forever. T'would be a grand exit.
do the same, but change into a superman costume, and then dive through your office window on return.
punch your boss in the face and then leave.
they'd be my top 3.