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I want one but it appears that nobody makes them new anymore :(
This is the good shit:
by her bed. Do you want me to steal it for you?
this is the ONLY new one we could find
But literally, they all come with a free doylie and plastic sheets :(
If they were quiter then yeah
still have to get up to go and get the milk though, shirley? They only do half a job.
You want a teasmade, get a butler
in a cool box at the end of the bed.
Is that what you are saying?
how exciting were they when you were little? Well, the anticipation of one anyway, I was never actually hungry come midnight and I really wanted my bed.
eating a dry weetabix with some jif lemon squeezed onto it because that's all we'd manage to steal.
there was something in the guardian magazine this week where someone said "I want a replacement pot for my teasmaid but Swan don't make them anymore" and the reply was "try this company <company name> as they now have the license to make teasmaids"
Yes, I must have been REALLY desperate for reading material.
that reminded me that I want one.
company, the one that wasn't SWAN. Do they not make them anymore?
it used to belong to my nan. It lights up and stuff.
back then. People actually thought they'd replace women completely!!!!!!
when we discovered they could not bear our children :(
you say 'we', you mean 'I' meaning 'you', don't you? And by 'our', you mean 'my' meaning 'your', don't you?
Tell me you do
for the entire human race. And yes I (me) do have the authority.
you could just go on and the generation game and get one?
PS: i have no idea what these are meant to do. CUDDLY TOY!
and when you're feeling a bit down they stroke your hair and say "there there, everything will be alright".
just like a girl!