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I was told
it wasnt Battery
than cattle market!
Are you sure you want to ENTER (the) SANDMAN?
(you flush it out, you flush it out!)
it is jolly good fun. Lot's of people blowing up things around you whilst you're being penetrated...the stench of baby wipe scent on your skin and you are hounded like some festival wench.
^ correct response
other times it's just standard. othertimes you come out with all sorts of buises and cuts and scrapes
we still getting the train together yeah?
of the term "standard"... :-s
= horny as hell.
Well, if you have an airbed rather than lying on a bed of pointy rocks. Bit close to other people for comfort though if you're at a festival..
oh, the thought.
drownedinsemen.com would be better
each one is better than the last.
my kids will hear
I took this in entirely the wrong manner it was intended.
I also originally typoed that as "me tool", which is oddly appropriate...
like listening to a wardrobe fall on to Jo with the key still in the door
I didn't get a look in.
take a wardrobe to Reading?
leave me suddenly feeling very unfulfilled =(
quack me 'till i'm travel sick.
You confuse me alot!
Made me giggle though hahah
the montion of your ocean which causes much comotion makes me reach for the nearest lotion because you to me are the magic potion
i need to get out and leer at people or something
I feel hopeless as hopeless can be when it comes to these things at the moment!
ill hold you all night long
O NO whats wrong :O
only if i can pretend fucktherave is a girl
although maybe you are more girly?
though I do have the exact same cardigan as u!
i pioneered the cardigan movement
that came from topman and u know it!
i'm just going to think someone is after my cardigan =(
it actually didnt.
and besides i had one from camden last year. i win.
sex thread makes me feel sad this way
I might as well be celibate :D
is this gonna be an 8 on 1 gang bang?
My wife lets me wear my favourite cardigan in bed sometimes, she unbuttons it for me and when we have made love buttons up the top button only while i watch in the mirror
We sometimes dress and undress each others cardigans, buttoning them up in different ways,
I love this and feel that we are doing nothing wrong
how did i miss that earlier :(
Truck is a family festival.....and the local vicar is on a stall (thats not a suggestion)
please. Favours as payment.
I'll pay cash, like.
of someone's knees creaking while they're shagging at a festival.
Eeeek...ik...eeeeek... ik... eeeek... ik...
In time to the music.
i'm still at work. kill me
Kill me too. But wait until this song's finished.
in certain situations
we are talking about people#s health here
At Truck you should all put a group of tents together then when it gets dark all stumble into a diffeent tent every night! Like murder in the dark only tentfucking
and i'm going to horrify your wife to the extent that you're never allowed out of the house again.
That's the best threat I've heard all week. I'm gonna start using it all the time. Especially to people who aren't married. And to women.
(apart from the claims of what I did to the 'on the rocks' club manager, which i think was made up by dissers anyway)
In fact I behaved very well, I even opted to go back and kip at Theos with JDT who I had travelled with, rather than stay on and stay with someone else.
I am a model of moral rectitude.
I can even claim to have been out with RnRMassacre and not been kissed by him even though he was drunk........how many dissers can put their hand on their hearts and say the same?
(apart from on the cheek, or the air) mwah mwah style...........apart from ho fo .....who cheated and caught me by surprise
by the Levellers
why was this dug up like a grandmother