Today I bought a black cardigan from American Apparel. Thing is, I already have a perfectly good black cardigan. My new one is a little lighter. More summery, if you will

This led me to wonder what the most ridiculous clothing purchase I ever made was. In the summer of... 2004 (?) I came to the unthinkable conclusion that it'd be a good idea to buy some bright red Adidas trackie bottoms. I was SO nu-rave before anybody had even heard of the Klaxons. The first time I put them on, I made it to the end of my drive way before turning back round and changing. I never wore them again, and ended up giving them to some girl who stayed round once. I hope they are happy together

I'm sure somebody can top red trackie bottoms