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wtf is that all about! I'm guessing its a bloke thing, but why not wait to either p|ss or call?!
is on the phone, i try and make as much noise as possible so that the poor person they're talking knows how much of a cunt they are.
and ran. Talk your way out that one salesboy. 'erm, no, I'm stood next to a fountain'...
Straining noises, singing Ride Of The Valkyries, standing up slightly to allow the sploosh noise to be heard, getting all the phlegm I can down from my throat and then ending on a nice loud 'SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST, I THINK I'VE TORN MYSELF OPEN'.
what's the problem?
it would "shat all over my Wednesday" and i'd call them a "cock-faced wump-monger"!! ;)
But they deserve it. Shitting bastards.
our secretary does it all the time. She just hides in there and talks to her husband. I have to wait ages for her to leave, I can't go when someone can hear me!
Lots of girls do this I find it very strnage 'HI! YEAH I'M ON THE TOILET! I KNOW, CRAAAAAZY'
i dont know if this is relevant.
the bathroom echo, you cant hide from it
as long as theres not a queue or anything
its not as bad as filthy chav bitches chatting shit on trains
I find quite annoying. Is that too strong?
i find it quite annoying BUT THATS TOTALLY OK WITH ME heh heh i mean.. no ones perfect.. RIGHT GUYS?
I do get too easily wound up though by twats on the bus having uninteresting, boastful or deeply embarrassing conversations on their phones. Silence is much more pleasant.
my best friend once rang me, and then about two minutes into the conversation i could hear her having a pee. it was prty gros.
i hung up.
AND SHE JUST HUNG UP ON ME