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if ur day were a newspaper what would the headline be?
not really. but i felt like it.
Falls asleep on sofa.
is truley amazing
unfortunately this one is real
"Won't get away with it forever" say experts
as I fall off the couch half asleep, clutching a Harry Potter book.
in there somewhere.
Difficult second sandwich say critics
but no u went all arty with your salad dressing, now look at cha!
Keep it simple they said...
"NO NEWS - There is literally no news"
there ARE no news.
as in this is the news. im not sure though
there are no news
i know it's singular, i was saying it shouldn't be. that means the news is more about the presentation than the substance.
is news = is a presentation or broadcast
are news means there are news stories
if you see what i mean
but you dont say new for one story.
the pick of the bunch being...
"BRIGHTON ADDICTS PHONE BOX DECISION"
poor thing, chop of colleauges finger next time yea =D
I never crossed door yesterday but certainly made up for it today, eh
chocolate-faced suspect goes into hiding
The Sun - pages 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and centre pages.
'It's an incredible feat or mental agility, and I take not only my hat off to him, but also my bra'.
"Britain is most definitely getting brighter, as we've porven in our report today. The way they smashed their way through "Tiger", "Command" and "Bottle" is testiment that we'll never say die in the face of terrorism. You're up against the brightest brains in the country!"
With A Side Order of Chips And Peas.
"Stop Posting!" says Meths.
coffee machine does not dispense gin after all.
"I wasn't sure what I wanted in the first place" claims man
"Turn some lights on!" demands man, 36.
'We need some sort of traffic lights in here!' says utter manflange, 82
despite plenty of evidence to the contrary
'It's pretty cheap, really' says man, 24.
"I know what I'm doing, but I'm still doing it" says guilty man
'Nice scar' replies onlooker
“It’s all fun and games now, but he’s due a royal bollocking when his boss gets back on Monday,” said an unnamed source.
i tend to look at men's crotches on trains.
the movement! OOOO THE MOVEMENT! that poor girl he may of been 'asleep' but she was sitting opposite to him and to see an old man bash one out then brush against u 'asleep' must be horrible. I went red in embarrasment on everyones behalf.
sub: prospective client decides to kill agent at first opportunity
Quiche And Sardines Lost, Feared Eaten.
Spokesperson says cats are "Excited".
Gouvening bodies not too pleased
& do something more deserving of your time rather than putting someone down mearly for spelling mistakes.
You massive badger anal!
get it right.
I only called you a penis. It was a term of endearment
I just getting a bit annoyed of certain users constantly putting me down and show disgust to me purley for my typos and spelling mistakes
you giant willy banger
I decided not to bring that one up
high risk of cancer say leading US scientists.
Say US leads.