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This happened to me tonight, I think
Should I do it?
is there much call for 'stunt bottoms'?
i think we need to hear the facts of this! regale!
illegal, I imagine
I rang him (I'm a 'fraud investigator' for a big bank) and explained that it was just because he had so much internet activity on his new account
"Lemme get this out the way naaah, right? I run three BIG porn firms, and you'll be seeing a LOT of this kind of stuff running through the card"
Then followed about five minutes of me trying to get him off the phone and him telling me all about his "2.5 million paaaand house. No mortgage, of course". He then asked why I did this job
"erm, I don't really. I'm part time as I've just finished my degree"
"erm, doing what?"
"Working for me. I'll make your arse a millionaire within two years. Easy"
*stilted laughter from me*
"You'll make my arse a millionaire?"
"Not like that mate. I'm always looking to help out young guys like you, as somebody helped me out when I was your age. You've got my number, give me a call"
So yeah, he's either gay, a liar or mentally retarded
But my arse could be a millionaire!
that reminds me about the time I got invited to watch a porn film being recorded by this bloke called 'Darren' I met at my brother's wedding.
I've got it written down at work. World Wide Solutions, or something reasonably vague like that
i've often wondered why the companies with the vaguest names are the dodgy ones.
the minimum amount of embarrassment is caused
'Emily Maitlis Anal Fun Corp'
I'd let him shit in my mouth for that money.
Have you grown a porn moustache since last time i saw you?
happened to me before?!
i cant remember details
so sue me tony!
That's never happened to me before. I'd like proof please. Although I suspect none will be forthcoming, as your web of lies begins to unravel piece by piece
It was some glamour modelling thing or something.
I distinctly remember
Are you thinking about my brother?
I dont distinctly remember the content of the thread.
I dont know your brother
Much comedy ensued. It wasn't me. I've (obviously) never modelled. I never would/could
You're wrong this time, Susan
ha! i've been asked twice this week if i model (blatant lines) LOOK AT MY TEETH!
i just mean CHEESE
but i just remembred what it was.
some kind of strip club?
I don't think so, anyway. Really Susan, you're way off the mark here
I HATE YOU
im so confused
gimme your job???
I'm there Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. To stay alive and eat/drink, I also do 18 hours a week at RBS down my way in Essex
It's soul destroying, but I need money for travel and shit
then you will become his protégé.
you will be come a millionaire.
you will also become a 'porn baron'.
there is no cooler title than 'baron' - porn related or not.
Reckon he will ever remember the conversation the next day?
I want to think that he's just a deluded liar, but he did have a lot of money and was keen for me to verify everything he was saying
I'm blatantly never gonna ring that number though. That's the kind of thing people do in late night TV shows and wind up murdered
At least, that's the impression I got. Don't you have to have a big willy for all of that?
i wouldnt want to be in porn, i wouldnt mind checking it out for a day though
A FREAKIN' BARON!
there are like, super crazy adventures to be had! Adventures!
You could end up dead, but at least you'll have am awesome story for the afterlife.
in 20 years time you dont want to be thinking what could of been. You want to be a PORN BARON lapping it up on some beach in the bahamas!
their son - a porn baron.
you would be Baron Salmon. PORN BARON RIK SALMON, its got a ring to it
come (at) the end of it
You'd be a fool not to.
you wouldn't need to change your name...