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Lies, damn lies!
I've flown with them on several occasions.
probably longer than my TINY PENIS
i hate you all for not realising this
Daring? Courageous? Overwhelming?
In and out, super quick and entirely undetected.
they're fucking great.
all day at work whilst I pretend to be a paralegal!
...nobody bleeds to death or anything whilst I ignore the contents of my inbox.
I'm hoping doesn't exist.
I was pretty brilliant until my penis fell off
Cheese on toast > my lovemaking > marmite
Absolute nirvana > cheese on toast > Nearly nirvana
So not too bad.
on how much the girl likes marmite.
of other white handicapped dwarfs wearing propeller caps.
So does my gf :)
the words "make" and "love" in that close proximity, cause me to puke. Very unsexy.
come now son, this is no time to be self-defecating
Pretty average endurance-wise, but I do like to think a comfortably above-average penis makes up for things. Nothing funny, tho I do like to go down on a girl, for better or worse.
goes without saying
the combination of an insatiable thirst for blood AND remarkably bad personal hygiene has them dancing in the streets when I come to call.
can't you keep this shit to the maccabees board? It's too much for my early morning eyes!