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today, i had a sandwich whilst "laying some cable"
it was delicious & disgusting. But mainly delicious
actually, once i ate a calippo whilst i had a shit. i had the runs and it was summer.
calipo counts double
While I take a piss. Maybe this is why I piss so often.
"Dad, I'm bursting to have a piss, can you make me a five second Darjeeling?"
"Sure, but it'll mostly be boiling water."
"Thanks! Don't forget the five sugars!"
i can't help but imagine the misty splashback wafting into my carefully prepared cocktail
the thought disgusts me
just get better and better...
hey lyle, go start another 0 reply music thread! Look at this one, at least 8 responses. Howdya like them apples?
than a 'ever eaten on the toilet?' thread !
But that's just me...
cos you made us eat them in the Bathroom
brushing your teeth in the shower: Do people do this?
in a major rush
I'm tempted to get a waste disposal unit fitted in the shower a la Kramer.
Explain yourself - I can't understand the dynamics