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I bet they fucking do. Why would they say it otherwise?
he's okay though.
does that help?
i like to keep them in stock!
people whose sentences make sense.
at around midnight and flicking through the channels to suddenly alight on the Ten-Minute methsX Freeview scares me a lot.
but you know you'll be reaching for the credit card as soon as it's finished.
zxcvbnm3 was better.
who are these people?
And you wonder why I'm scared of crowds. Well you don't...
I did think about it a lot first.
'good. because you look like you've probably got rabies, you disgusting cunt'.
"Do you want a drink?"
"Ooh yes, Bacardi and Coke please! Hahahahahaha."
"Do you take sugar?"
"No thanks, I'm sweet enough already! Hahahahaha."
[A number of people leave the room.]
"Bloody hell, it's like the Marie Celeste in here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHA
gets used daily here
so you're clearly not talking about me.
usually gin and tonic
the stupid arse-dentists
if I win the lottery this weekend you won't see me for dust
and make you all my sex slaves ha! eh?"
has this thread improveed yet?
what would you recommend?
Is there enough/too much sex in it?
it's a 55 year old woman and follows it up with "unless you want me to"
my Mum is only 53
to people wearing a suit
"how was the interview? ahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha"
"i was at a funeral"
once i missed a meeting cos i was at my nans funeral. 2 days later:
*in very angry/annoyed/shouty voice "hi its john. i turned up on monday and you wernt there? i am very annoyed. what have you got to say for yourself?"
"i was at my nans funeral, the receptionst forgot to tell you."
*instantly mortified "oh god. i am so, SO sorry. i really am. erm, i'd better go."
he was a proper cunt too
milk, no sugar - im sweet enough already.
so i said, what, but your not milky enough? (hilarious in itself, im sure youll agree, but said to post-menopausal woman)