by a reader using the library.
I was helping someone use an online database and a lady told me to be quiet. I told her politely that it wasn;t a quiet area and i was there for assistance...at that point i twisted round and my right hand pokcet started screaming "Wriggle Like a Fucking eel!!! wriggle like a fucking eel!!! wriggle!! isaaaid wriggle!! What does your voice sound like underwater?.....
inches from her face.
My headphones got disconnected from my phone and i didn't realise that the track was still playing.
when i face the music on monday.
what do i say "well at least my pocket didnt scream 'suck my cock..you don;t have to say please'..that was the next track