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anyone else like me?
im just utterly, utterly useless.
what will become of me??????
dont worry about it. basically any job that isnt being a professional musician wont do
i can do my job, i just kinda choose not to.
but then i realise that my job is largely a piece of piss and that i'm great at it, just completely demotivated.
i thought i was shit at my job but then i was told the other night i'm easily the best potwasher they've ever had.
not sure how to take that.
but without the 'great' bit.
do you work for a cotton sheet disposal company?
so basically useless...
theyre sending everyone out to the pub now so that they can shout at eachother
of the working world is nearly everybody thinks they're a total phoney about to get caught out at any minute. They're not and they're not.
The ones that don't think this usually are fucking useless.
but worry my employers will spot I'm lazy, impunctual, have no concnetration span and spend entire days at a time doing either my own non-work releated stuff or mooching round the internet.
I can't believe none of my bosses has noticed that I've been at least 20 minutes late in every day for the last six months. I think I've actually become so consistently late they're actually confused as to what my hours are!
but I make tiny mistakes, which I then cover up instead of addressing and they later turn into massive issues basically getting me into more trouble. But that way at least I don't have to say "I got something wrong", someobody else does it for me.
is because I'm SO good at my job, it's directly having an impact on yours, and you're buckling under the pressure of us with our four floors. I did try and warn you this would happen, but you just wouldn't have it
and i hate it.
it's okay though, i've got an interview next week for a less well paid job which will be harder work.
fingers crossed eh?
stuff that I'm good at. But I'm currently trying to blag another job somewhere else here, so I dunno if I'll stick around.
I was good at my last job though, which I loved. :(
I'll get you another job!
but I guess I'm not ready to commit to a painful career just yet in which I have to think about things and have responsibilty.
Proper career job means more responsibility and effort and stuff.
Kiss me, Phil? Hold me? Do inappropriate things to me whilst I lay sleeping?
My boss and I had a little one-on-one just now. Apparently he's happy with me... but he could be happier.
Me: But that'd mean exerting some effort. Am I right?
Boss: I believe that's what I was aiming for, yes.
Me: Can we sleep on it?
at one specialised but very important aspect of my job, which is luckily my saving grace as i am lazy and rather lacklustre at pretty much everything else involved.
though apparently I can get one after the summer holidays
NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH
i realised recently that im one of those feckless dopey-types that frequently gets asked questions like "did you wake up this morning?" by cunts
I've read two novels, three newspapers, one old Beano comic and an insruction manual for a machine I've never seen.
but not in the way i remember.
how old was the Beano?
maybe ten years.