Q. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
A. It ran out of juice!

Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bulldozer!

Q. Why do elephants have so many wrinkles?
A. Have you ever tried ironing one?

Don't forget to brush your teeth!

Seriously, Tooty Frooties - best sweet ever. The packet my Tesco sandwich was in wasn't even half as funny.