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plums gooseberries peaches oranges (fuckers) but:
banana - king of the fruits
going, "go on, buy me. i bet you'll regret it"
fuckers
probably win smug fruit of ever
In juice form, sitting up there with all the smug smoothies, costing about £4.89 for a tiny bottle. Fuckers.
no?
damn
cunts
"look at me, i live up to my name, you bet"
Smug AND twee. Eugh.
thats like objecting to oranges being called oranges!
it's like an orange is saying "i thik you're thick, so i'm going to call myself my colour so you'll remember me." the orange insults the common man.
they can be forgiven
Look nice, taste like crap and the name sounds like an STI!!
never
youre wrong.
it was slighly green but I thought how bad can it be? pretty damn bad, it tasted of chewed up paper and washing up liquid, king of fruits my eye.
give bananas a chance!
wankers
i just dont like they way they sit there in the shop,
going, "go on, buy me. i bet you'll regret it"
fuckers
pomegranates
probably win smug fruit of ever
It's become really popular
In juice form, sitting up there with all the smug smoothies, costing about £4.89 for a tiny bottle. Fuckers.
dale winton?
no?
no?
damn
agree on the last bit
passion fruit
cunts
smug name too
yeah
"look at me, i live up to my name, you bet"
What about 'Star Fruit'
Smug AND twee. Eugh.
but it is the shape of a star!
thats like objecting to oranges being called oranges!
well you don't see bananas calling themselves yellows do you?
it's like an orange is saying "i thik you're thick, so i'm going to call myself my colour so you'll remember me." the orange insults the common man.
the common man cant handle the truth
they taste so good though
they can be forgiven
Physalis
Look nice, taste like crap and the name sounds like an STI!!
no
never
passion fruits are brilliant
youre wrong.
I had a banana the other day
it was slighly green but I thought how bad can it be? pretty damn bad, it tasted of chewed up paper and washing up liquid, king of fruits my eye.
thats cos it wasnt ripe
give bananas a chance!
Give peas a chance
BLOOD ORANGES
wankers