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smug fruits

meths [Edit] [Delete] 23 replies 15:42, 12 July '07

plums
gooseberries
peaches
oranges (fuckers)

but:

banana - king of the fruits

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  • i just dont like they way they sit there in the shop,

    going, "go on, buy me. i bet you'll regret it"

    fuckers

    meths @wishpig | 12 Jul '07, 15:51 | X
    • pomegranates

      probably win smug fruit of ever

      werk @meths | 12 Jul '07, 15:53 | X
      • It's become really popular

        In juice form, sitting up there with all the smug smoothies, costing about £4.89 for a tiny bottle. Fuckers.

        hexagram @werk | 12 Jul '07, 17:07 | X
  • dale winton?

    no?

    no?

    damn

    sarkyfox | 12 Jul '07, 15:42 | X
  • agree on the last bit

    sharp_yet_blunt | 12 Jul '07, 15:53 | X
  • passion fruit

    cunts

    klaire | 12 Jul '07, 15:53 | X
    • smug name too

      meths @klaire | 12 Jul '07, 15:54 | X
      • yeah

        "look at me, i live up to my name, you bet"

        klaire @meths | 12 Jul '07, 15:55 | X
        • What about 'Star Fruit'

          Smug AND twee. Eugh.

          Royter-Hatfood @klaire | 12 Jul '07, 15:55 | X
          • but it is the shape of a star!

            thats like objecting to oranges being called oranges!

            fucktherave @Royter-Hatfood | 12 Jul '07, 15:56 | X
            • well you don't see bananas calling themselves yellows do you?

              it's like an orange is saying "i thik you're thick, so i'm going to call myself my colour so you'll remember me." the orange insults the common man.

              klaire @fucktherave | 12 Jul '07, 15:58 | X
              • the common man cant handle the truth

                fucktherave @klaire | 12 Jul '07, 16:16 | X
    • they taste so good though

      they can be forgiven

      sophiacherryx @klaire | 12 Jul '07, 15:56 | X
      • Physalis

        Look nice, taste like crap and the name sounds like an STI!!

        sainty @sophiacherryx | 12 Jul '07, 15:58 | X
      • no

        never

        klaire @sophiacherryx | 12 Jul '07, 15:59 | X
        • passion fruits are brilliant

          youre wrong.

          yes_ @klaire | 12 Jul '07, 17:07 | X
  • I had a banana the other day

    it was slighly green but I thought how bad can it be? pretty damn bad, it tasted of chewed up paper and washing up liquid, king of fruits my eye.

    ThingsThatFly | 12 Jul '07, 15:58 | X
    • thats cos it wasnt ripe

      give bananas a chance!

      meths @ThingsThatFly | 12 Jul '07, 16:24 | X
      • Give peas a chance

        Wagert @meths | 12 Jul '07, 17:08 | X
  • BLOOD ORANGES

    wankers

    yes_ | 12 Jul '07, 17:07 | X
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