this is as universal a thread as 'so who's taking gaffa tape to Truck?' probably isn't it? I bet everyone on here no matter how pious or smug has lied on their CV -ie taken off a shitty temp job that they got asked to leave for downloading the complete works of Chaka Demus & Pliers whilst they were meant to be stapling insurance returns to their foreheads for £3.18 a day - come on let's hear what you did!!
For the record I never put on my shitty temp jobs i've had - if I do I just 'big them up' - I only recently took off the 'I was acting up as Editor of NME whilst Steve Sutherland recovered from breaking his face in a skiiing accident in Wigan' - thought they'd see through it.