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what can I expect/get away with?
If I don't get at least a handjob I'm going to be angry.
and some cunt in a suit talking loudly into his mobile phone about how much he just sold his business for.
how much for?
You're now owned by a Romanian pimp. You're worth thirteen shekels and a goat.
My business is Roberts. KKKlaire Roberts.
throw people who've snuck in out.
lamp goes off
lamp goes on
lamp goes off
You don't deserve the beauty of GNER first class.
Especially if you're lucky enough to get the 'white rose' - the most beautiful of all GNER's mighty fleet.
I'm not a train spotter.
do I get free wi-fi?
wi-fi = winky-finnigan (the infamous Irish pervert)
i have very fond memories of that fag
like asking them to re-arrange the carriage so that you can look out of the other side. When they point out that you could just switch seats, bellow about how this wouldn't have happened under Thatcher and then vomit all over the aisle.
or ask for a British Rail sandwich. When informed that British Rail don't exist any more, make a scene and demand that they recreate you a British Rail sandwich, complete with traditional packaging and 1960s fillings.
I'll be very disappointed.
no annoying kids screaming or playing music via their mobile phones.