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dove_from_above [Edit] [Delete] 59 replies 18:11, 9 July '07

A conversation today via email, following on from a semi-flirtacious exchange at my desk...

Me:

Turns out I didn't do that account properly earlier. eek. But I've now left it in the capable hands of Phil who knows/cares much more about these things than I do and it's been sorted. Also, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I *think* I remember making a pathetic drunken attempt at chatting you up outside Mayhem aaaaaaaaaages ago. So yeah, sorry about that :)

Really, REALLY pretty girl at work:

aww I was just about to email you to say thank you, but not now I know that you did it wrong ;p but thank you anyway... And I don't remember outside Mayhem. Very flattered though x

Me:

Well it was probably over a year ago. But it's been etched in my memory for some reason. Problem is I haven't seen you out since to rectify it. I think it's only fair that you let me take you out sometime soon to make amends, personally...

Really, REALLY pretty girl at work:

aww silly you don't have to make amends. Thank you for the lovely offer though x

BITCH

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  • You totally got pwned

    MY hands are 'capable'. Why yes they are?

    lemonbrickcombo | 9 Jul '07, 18:12 | X
  • ......

    ouch

    countzero | 9 Jul '07, 18:12 | X
  • smooooooth!

    sadpunk | 9 Jul '07, 18:12 | X
  • um, semi flirtatious?

    sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 18:13 | X
    • Yeah

      She was flirtacious and I got a semi

      dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 18:16 | X
      • haha

        sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:18 | X
  • blah blah blah

    on this day in 1999, Arsenal signed Oleg Luzhny from Dinamo Kiev.

    olegrich | 9 Jul '07, 18:13 | X
    • ...a fitting metaphor?

      get back on your warhorse, dovey.

      lemonbrickcombo @olegrich | 9 Jul '07, 18:13 | X
  • Lol

    She probably just thought you were weird for bring up something that happened over a year ago. Otherwise, you could have been in with a chance.

    Zapsta | 9 Jul '07, 18:15 | X
  • zing

    good effort though.

    that time over a yearago though, did:
    a) she blow you out
    b) it ever happen or was it a cunning plot.

    keiths_tele | 9 Jul '07, 18:15 | X
    • *blow you off.

      lemonbrickcombo @keiths_tele | 9 Jul '07, 18:16 | X
    • My memory is hazy

      But I think I was trying to crack on to her, and then left because my cab arrived/my friends left me/I wanted a kebab

      I can't be sure which

      dove_from_above @keiths_tele | 9 Jul '07, 18:17 | X
      • you made the right choice

        filthy greasy meat based snacks>woman

        lemonbrickcombo @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:19 | X
      • wanted a kebab

        fnarr fnarr

        keiths_tele @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:38 | X
  • bf

    just start crying and beg her for sex. My mate told me he heard his dad begging his mum for sex once. Hehehe

    grockle | 9 Jul '07, 18:16 | X
    • Yeah right

      "His dad".

      Zapsta @grockle | 9 Jul '07, 18:17 | X
      • Genuine snorty of laughter

        bamos @Zapsta | 9 Jul '07, 18:20 | X
  • erm, I don't think so

    Sounds plausible, as I am in the casino every now and then, and I'm very much fond of women who bring me food

    dove_from_above @errol_george | 9 Jul '07, 18:18 | X
    • * his mum

      sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:19 | X
      • *your mum

        dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 18:22 | X
        • *you wish

          sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:23 | X
          • *yes I do, Mrs Fox is FIT

            dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 18:40 | X
            • *Mrs Johnson-Fox

              sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:47 | X
  • Die hard

    then...

    lyle | 9 Jul '07, 18:21 | X
  • Ouch.

    IrishMagpie | 9 Jul '07, 18:38 | X
  • Is she the one you're strangling in your profile pic?

    TheoGB | 9 Jul '07, 18:39 | X
    • No

      That's my good friend Bailey. She's pretty awesome

      dove_from_above @TheoGB | 9 Jul '07, 18:41 | X
      • *hot

        and too old for me. We still haven't been clubbing together right.

        lemonbrickcombo @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:46 | X
        • It will be done, my pedigree chum

          I think I'm putting on a thing in Southend in a couple of months. I was gonna bully sarky, Martine, Sophia and alcxxk into coming, amongst others (they don't know this yet), so it could all fit perfectly

          Be warned though: it'll be primarily boonce boonce

          dove_from_above @lemonbrickcombo | 9 Jul '07, 18:51 | X
          • wahway! i shall be there.

            depending on the date :)

            sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:52 | X
            • We're going on a date?

              AWESOME

              dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 18:56 | X
              • eh

                yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

                sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 19:00 | X
          • I love a healthy dose of boonce boonce

            lemonbrickcombo @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:53 | X
  • more stories

    like this please. they make me feel better

    bigmanwithagun | 9 Jul '07, 18:50 | X
  • could be a goer

    maybe.

    i'll ask around my office to see if they know her!

    alcxxk | 9 Jul '07, 18:51 | X
    • This isn't at Defected!

      I start there on WEDNESDAY, you buffoon

      dove_from_above @alcxxk | 9 Jul '07, 18:52 | X
      • :)

        where is that based?

        sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:53 | X
        • Barbican

          Nice word that, 'Barbican'

          dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 18:57 | X
          • it's in barbican?

            :s

            sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 19:00 | X
            • erm, yeah

              At the junction of Clerkenwell Road and Old Street. Above the Starbucks, no less. Is this a problem? Does it mean we can't go out on our date?

              dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 19:10 | X
              • not at all

                sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 19:12 | X
  • how could she say no to that

    honestly.

    that's awesome.

    ImageChange | 9 Jul '07, 18:57 | X
  • aww!

    it was a polite rejection, at least.

    ailsa | 9 Jul '07, 18:59 | X
  • i bet she was thinking:

    "Mayhem? i've never even been there. that was that other really REALLY pretty girl at work"

    ImageChange | 9 Jul '07, 19:01 | X
    • I'm still LOLing that Dove went to mayhem

      If it's that institute of culture that I know and hate in southend.

      lemonbrickcombo @ImageChange | 9 Jul '07, 19:03 | X
      • I DIDN'T GO THERE

        I'd been at Saks, and we were walking past Mayhem at chucking out time (this was pre-24 hour drinking). Our eyes locked across a loud and crowded gaggle of drunks, and I made my move

        dove_from_above @lemonbrickcombo | 9 Jul '07, 19:08 | X
        • so, she's a chav?

          sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 19:09 | X
          • actually

            a really fit girl at my work went to mayhem on saturday.

            lemonbrickcombo @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 19:10 | X
            • is she a chav too?

              sarkyfox @lemonbrickcombo | 9 Jul '07, 19:11 | X
              • shes one of those indie girls who aren't really indie

                she went to see snow patrLOL at The 02. She's thin and shapely though. And has a boyfriend.
                Bummer.

                lemonbrickcombo @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 19:13 | X
                • *Bum 'er

                  lemonbrickcombo @lemonbrickcombo | 9 Jul '07, 19:13 | X
          • No, not a chav

            But there's no denying that me and her would have fuck all in common. This did go through my head as I fired off the email, but then I pictured the little freckles she has on her nose and I thought 'aaah, fuck it'

            Turns out I won't be

            dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 19:12 | X
            • haha

              sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 19:16 | X
            • freckles she has on her nose= euphenism for boobies

              you're such an 'indie lad'

              lemonbrickcombo @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 19:17 | X
              • Don't get me wrong

                Her body is tight, y'all. But it really was the freckles that clinched it for me

                Cracking norks, mind

                dove_from_above @lemonbrickcombo | 9 Jul '07, 19:19 | X
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