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dove_from_above [Edit] [Delete] 59 replies 18:11, 9 July '07

A conversation today via email, following on from a semi-flirtacious exchange at my desk...

Me:

Turns out I didn't do that account properly earlier. eek. But I've now left it in the capable hands of Phil who knows/cares much more about these things than I do and it's been sorted. Also, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I *think* I remember making a pathetic drunken attempt at chatting you up outside Mayhem aaaaaaaaaages ago. So yeah, sorry about that :)

Really, REALLY pretty girl at work:

aww I was just about to email you to say thank you, but not now I know that you did it wrong ;p but thank you anyway... And I don't remember outside Mayhem. Very flattered though x

Me:

Well it was probably over a year ago. But it's been etched in my memory for some reason. Problem is I haven't seen you out since to rectify it. I think it's only fair that you let me take you out sometime soon to make amends, personally...

Really, REALLY pretty girl at work:

aww silly you don't have to make amends. Thank you for the lovely offer though x

BITCH

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You totally got pwned

MY hands are 'capable'. Why yes they are?

lemonbrickcombo | 9 Jul '07, 18:12 | X
......

ouch

countzero | 9 Jul '07, 18:12 | X
smooooooth!

sadpunk | 9 Jul '07, 18:12 | X
um, semi flirtatious?

sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 18:13 | X
- Yeah
  
  She was flirtacious and I got a semi
  
  dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 18:16 | X
  - haha
    
    sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:18 | X
blah blah blah

on this day in 1999, Arsenal signed Oleg Luzhny from Dinamo Kiev.

olegrich | 9 Jul '07, 18:13 | X
- ...a fitting metaphor?
  
  get back on your warhorse, dovey.
  
  lemonbrickcombo @olegrich | 9 Jul '07, 18:13 | X
Lol

She probably just thought you were weird for bring up something that happened over a year ago. Otherwise, you could have been in with a chance.

Zapsta | 9 Jul '07, 18:15 | X
zing

good effort though.

that time over a yearago though, did:
a) she blow you out
b) it ever happen or was it a cunning plot.

keiths_tele | 9 Jul '07, 18:15 | X
- *blow you off.
  
  lemonbrickcombo @keiths_tele | 9 Jul '07, 18:16 | X
- My memory is hazy
  
  But I think I was trying to crack on to her, and then left because my cab arrived/my friends left me/I wanted a kebab
  
  I can't be sure which
  
  dove_from_above @keiths_tele | 9 Jul '07, 18:17 | X
  - you made the right choice
    
    filthy greasy meat based snacks>woman
    
    lemonbrickcombo @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:19 | X
  - wanted a kebab
    
    fnarr fnarr
    
    keiths_tele @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:38 | X
bf

just start crying and beg her for sex. My mate told me he heard his dad begging his mum for sex once. Hehehe

grockle | 9 Jul '07, 18:16 | X
- Yeah right
  
  "His dad".
  
  Zapsta @grockle | 9 Jul '07, 18:17 | X
  - Genuine snorty of laughter
    
    bamos @Zapsta | 9 Jul '07, 18:20 | X
erm, I don't think so

Sounds plausible, as I am in the casino every now and then, and I'm very much fond of women who bring me food

dove_from_above @errol_george | 9 Jul '07, 18:18 | X
- * his mum
  
  sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:19 | X
  - *your mum
    
    dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 18:22 | X
    - *you wish
      
      sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:23 | X
      - *yes I do, Mrs Fox is FIT
        
        dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 18:40 | X
        
        *Mrs Johnson-Fox
        
        sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:47 | X
Die hard

then...

lyle | 9 Jul '07, 18:21 | X
Ouch.

IrishMagpie | 9 Jul '07, 18:38 | X
Is she the one you're strangling in your profile pic?

TheoGB | 9 Jul '07, 18:39 | X
- No
  
  That's my good friend Bailey. She's pretty awesome
  
  dove_from_above @TheoGB | 9 Jul '07, 18:41 | X
  - *hot
    
    and too old for me. We still haven't been clubbing together right.
    
    lemonbrickcombo @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:46 | X
    - It will be done, my pedigree chum
      
      I think I'm putting on a thing in Southend in a couple of months. I was gonna bully sarky, Martine, Sophia and alcxxk into coming, amongst others (they don't know this yet), so it could all fit perfectly
      
      Be warned though: it'll be primarily boonce boonce
      
      dove_from_above @lemonbrickcombo | 9 Jul '07, 18:51 | X
      - wahway! i shall be there.
        
        depending on the date :)
        
        sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:52 | X
        
        We're going on a date?
        
        AWESOME
        
        dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 18:56 | X
        
        eh
        
        yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
        
        sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 19:00 | X
      - I love a healthy dose of boonce boonce
        
        lemonbrickcombo @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:53 | X
more stories

like this please. they make me feel better

bigmanwithagun | 9 Jul '07, 18:50 | X
could be a goer

maybe.

i'll ask around my office to see if they know her!

alcxxk | 9 Jul '07, 18:51 | X
- This isn't at Defected!
  
  I start there on WEDNESDAY, you buffoon
  
  dove_from_above @alcxxk | 9 Jul '07, 18:52 | X
  - :)
    
    where is that based?
    
    sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 18:53 | X
    - Barbican
      
      Nice word that, 'Barbican'
      
      dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 18:57 | X
      - it's in barbican?
        
        :s
        
        sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 19:00 | X
        
        erm, yeah
        
        At the junction of Clerkenwell Road and Old Street. Above the Starbucks, no less. Is this a problem? Does it mean we can't go out on our date?
        
        dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 19:10 | X
        
        not at all
        
        sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 19:12 | X
how could she say no to that

honestly.

that's awesome.

ImageChange | 9 Jul '07, 18:57 | X
aww!

it was a polite rejection, at least.

ailsa | 9 Jul '07, 18:59 | X
i bet she was thinking:

"Mayhem? i've never even been there. that was that other really REALLY pretty girl at work"

ImageChange | 9 Jul '07, 19:01 | X
- I'm still LOLing that Dove went to mayhem
  
  If it's that institute of culture that I know and hate in southend.
  
  lemonbrickcombo @ImageChange | 9 Jul '07, 19:03 | X
  - I DIDN'T GO THERE
    
    I'd been at Saks, and we were walking past Mayhem at chucking out time (this was pre-24 hour drinking). Our eyes locked across a loud and crowded gaggle of drunks, and I made my move
    
    dove_from_above @lemonbrickcombo | 9 Jul '07, 19:08 | X
    - so, she's a chav?
      
      sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 19:09 | X
      - actually
        
        a really fit girl at my work went to mayhem on saturday.
        
        lemonbrickcombo @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 19:10 | X
        
        is she a chav too?
        
        sarkyfox @lemonbrickcombo | 9 Jul '07, 19:11 | X
        
        shes one of those indie girls who aren't really indie
        
        she went to see snow patrLOL at The 02. She's thin and shapely though. And has a boyfriend.
        Bummer.
        
        lemonbrickcombo @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 19:13 | X
        
        *Bum 'er
        
        lemonbrickcombo @lemonbrickcombo | 9 Jul '07, 19:13 | X
      - No, not a chav
        
        But there's no denying that me and her would have fuck all in common. This did go through my head as I fired off the email, but then I pictured the little freckles she has on her nose and I thought 'aaah, fuck it'
        
        Turns out I won't be
        
        dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 9 Jul '07, 19:12 | X
        
        haha
        
        sarkyfox @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 19:16 | X
        
        freckles she has on her nose= euphenism for boobies
        
        you're such an 'indie lad'
        
        lemonbrickcombo @dove_from_above | 9 Jul '07, 19:17 | X
        
        Don't get me wrong
        
        Her body is tight, y'all. But it really was the freckles that clinched it for me
        
        Cracking norks, mind
        
        dove_from_above @lemonbrickcombo | 9 Jul '07, 19:19 | X

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