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A conversation today via email, following on from a semi-flirtacious exchange at my desk...
Me:
Turns out I didn't do that account properly earlier. eek. But I've now left it in the capable hands of Phil who knows/cares much more about these things than I do and it's been sorted. Also, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I *think* I remember making a pathetic drunken attempt at chatting you up outside Mayhem aaaaaaaaaages ago. So yeah, sorry about that :)
Really, REALLY pretty girl at work:
aww I was just about to email you to say thank you, but not now I know that you did it wrong ;p but thank you anyway... And I don't remember outside Mayhem. Very flattered though x
Me:
Well it was probably over a year ago. But it's been etched in my memory for some reason. Problem is I haven't seen you out since to rectify it. I think it's only fair that you let me take you out sometime soon to make amends, personally...
Really, REALLY pretty girl at work:
aww silly you don't have to make amends. Thank you for the lovely offer though x
BITCH
You totally got pwned
MY hands are 'capable'. Why yes they are?
......
ouch
smooooooth!
um, semi flirtatious?
Yeah
She was flirtacious and I got a semi
haha
blah blah blah
on this day in 1999, Arsenal signed Oleg Luzhny from Dinamo Kiev.
...a fitting metaphor?
get back on your warhorse, dovey.
Lol
She probably just thought you were weird for bring up something that happened over a year ago. Otherwise, you could have been in with a chance.
zing
good effort though.
that time over a yearago though, did:
a) she blow you out
b) it ever happen or was it a cunning plot.
*blow you off.
My memory is hazy
But I think I was trying to crack on to her, and then left because my cab arrived/my friends left me/I wanted a kebab
I can't be sure which
you made the right choice
filthy greasy meat based snacks>woman
wanted a kebab
fnarr fnarr
bf
just start crying and beg her for sex. My mate told me he heard his dad begging his mum for sex once. Hehehe
Yeah right
"His dad".
Genuine snorty of laughter
erm, I don't think so
Sounds plausible, as I am in the casino every now and then, and I'm very much fond of women who bring me food
* his mum
*your mum
*you wish
*yes I do, Mrs Fox is FIT
*Mrs Johnson-Fox
Die hard
then...
Ouch.
Is she the one you're strangling in your profile pic?
No
That's my good friend Bailey. She's pretty awesome
*hot
and too old for me. We still haven't been clubbing together right.
It will be done, my pedigree chum
I think I'm putting on a thing in Southend in a couple of months. I was gonna bully sarky, Martine, Sophia and alcxxk into coming, amongst others (they don't know this yet), so it could all fit perfectly
Be warned though: it'll be primarily boonce boonce
wahway! i shall be there.
depending on the date :)
We're going on a date?
AWESOME
eh
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
I love a healthy dose of boonce boonce
more stories
like this please. they make me feel better
could be a goer
maybe.
i'll ask around my office to see if they know her!
This isn't at Defected!
I start there on WEDNESDAY, you buffoon
:)
where is that based?
Barbican
Nice word that, 'Barbican'
it's in barbican?
:s
erm, yeah
At the junction of Clerkenwell Road and Old Street. Above the Starbucks, no less. Is this a problem? Does it mean we can't go out on our date?
not at all
how could she say no to that
honestly.
that's awesome.
aww!
it was a polite rejection, at least.
i bet she was thinking:
"Mayhem? i've never even been there. that was that other really REALLY pretty girl at work"
I'm still LOLing that Dove went to mayhem
If it's that institute of culture that I know and hate in southend.
I DIDN'T GO THERE
I'd been at Saks, and we were walking past Mayhem at chucking out time (this was pre-24 hour drinking). Our eyes locked across a loud and crowded gaggle of drunks, and I made my move
so, she's a chav?
actually
a really fit girl at my work went to mayhem on saturday.
is she a chav too?
shes one of those indie girls who aren't really indie
she went to see snow patrLOL at The 02. She's thin and shapely though. And has a boyfriend.
Bummer.
*Bum 'er
No, not a chav
But there's no denying that me and her would have fuck all in common. This did go through my head as I fired off the email, but then I pictured the little freckles she has on her nose and I thought 'aaah, fuck it'
Turns out I won't be
haha
freckles she has on her nose= euphenism for boobies
you're such an 'indie lad'
Don't get me wrong
Her body is tight, y'all. But it really was the freckles that clinched it for me
Cracking norks, mind