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as far as i'm concerned if a woman is only interested in men who have money to burn she is pretty parasitic.

high maintenance is not a good trait.

it'll have to be wetherspoons though

Sorry, already fucked it up: "Dear old woman. What kind of fucknut actually gets as far as going to the cinema to watch Ocean's 13 anyway? Despite this frankly unattractive lapse in judgement, I do appreciate women who have aged like a Tesco Merlot - you know, piss and vinegar - and would gladly welcome the opportunity to take you out somewhere nice at some point in the next calendar month. My first thought was for a couple of £3.99 beer and burger deals at the Wetherspoons followed by Transformers at the local cinema, which is only £4 a ticket weeknights. That's value for money any day of the week. Excepting weekends. If this sounds like a good time to an ornery old raisin like yourself, get in touch. Yours Tunde "The Chocolate Fox" McKay"

Picture enclosed: http://tinyurl.com/235lo3

Because Gumtree is not the place for medicinal tinctures

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