Hehe. Gotta love gumtree.
This is what came up looking for 'hives' on gumtree.
Anyone fancy a date with her?
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This is what came up looking for 'hives' on gumtree.
Anyone fancy a date with her?
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i reckon
it's sarkyfox.
So that's
a yes then, yes?
Nice.
:D
haha
she sounds like a real catch
she's good...
...i hate cheap men too and won't tolerate it.
what about men who can't afford to be expensive?
as far as i'm concerned if a woman is only interested in men who have money to burn she is pretty parasitic.
high maintenance is not a good trait.
dinner?
it'll have to be wetherspoons though
thats probably the least attractive article anyone could ever write
Someone get in touch with her
and then shame her by posting her pic on DiS for my amusement. Go on.
...
Sorry, already fucked it up: "Dear old woman. What kind of fucknut actually gets as far as going to the cinema to watch Ocean's 13 anyway? Despite this frankly unattractive lapse in judgement, I do appreciate women who have aged like a Tesco Merlot - you know, piss and vinegar - and would gladly welcome the opportunity to take you out somewhere nice at some point in the next calendar month. My first thought was for a couple of £3.99 beer and burger deals at the Wetherspoons followed by Transformers at the local cinema, which is only £4 a ticket weeknights. That's value for money any day of the week. Excepting weekends. If this sounds like a good time to an ornery old raisin like yourself, get in touch. Yours Tunde "The Chocolate Fox" McKay"
Picture enclosed: http://tinyurl.com/235lo3
That'll make her
moist with anticipation. Be sure to let us know how your date goes.
Why were you typing in 'Hives'?
I really hope you're a fan of Swedish garage rock....
^ this
they're playing the 100 club on my birthday.
Phew
Because Gumtree is not the place for medicinal tinctures
:)