Hello i haven't posted for awhile cos of been on my hols.
Anyway whats the worst excuse you've ever given yourself or someone has given you for not coming to work?
The office dick called me this morning and told me he wouldn't be in today because he'd lost his bank card on Saturday and nobody could lend him any money for transport and his Mum was on holiday so he couldn't get in. He lives 5 miles from work.
Is that the worst excuse ever?