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Worst film ever.
totally forgot about that. HEE!
where's topanga NOW eh?
she's on ice so she looks just like she did on the show
is it scary?
it's a bit gross in places.
skin falling off etc. but more hilarious.
but i dont like gore and people dying in horrific ways.
unless its funny like bad taste
"Because they're gay." :D
This film has some of the best lines ever.
and she's like... bleeding. SHE'S NOT ON HER PERIOD. SHE'S FALLING TO PIECES. LITERALLY.
from the whole film. I found it hilarious.
Actually that was pretty funny.
But the final "gag" made me feel a burning fury like I've never felt before. The people I was watching it with had to physically stop me from taking the DVD and putting it in the microwave.
in every possib;e way
OH HOW I GUFFAWED
because it was fake.
The final scene made me laugh so much. But not quite as much as the karate kid one.
You'll feel better
and i feel fine.
had me asking 'Why is he/she/they doing/not doing that?' more times.
Which in a why gives it a kind of demented genius....
The party animal policeman on a bike was also a bit of a wierd concept to introduce.......wierd enough that only really c**p directors might include.....which is why its kindof worth watching.......
Final question......how did the guy with the silly beardlet and dog and big bag o grass catch it?
like when the wimpy 'hero' sees the body in the resevoir....obviously dead.........as soon as he picked up a stick you knew he was just doing that so the director could make him fall in and swallow the water.....which he obligingly did........why why why......did he try to prod the body?
The 'hero' heard her screams and only arrived back a bit later........was that meant to be 'her' foot........was the dog meant to have totally ripped her to pieces in that short space of time? If so why was the dog eating the 'still alive' girlfriend.......also with all that meat, why did the dog chase after him.
Why did the long haired blonde bloke wonder round the woods clutching a hankie to his mouth (even when there was no one around) yet when he went into the 'cabin of extreme infestation and blood' remove his kerchief and gulping great lungfuls of air cried 'I survived I survived'
This was a work of true genius incompetance and incontinuity.
I even loved the way that they missed the trick of the bloke who bet he'd only drink beer not getting infected cos the infection was in the water......
and then punching it? Where was all the blood?
So so many questions......ones Id genuinely like to ask the director (i imagine there couldnt have been a screenwriter) I just wish I could see how they saw the story working.
One final thing.....obviously they were not in the back of beyonds (so many visiters and neighbours) why didnt they go an get help.
who is obviously something of a horror conosuier
(is that right?)