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im new, tell me about yourself!
yeah, i guess thats a fair assessment :)
i'd rather be dumb than be a nasty cunt!
what the fuck is a 'sexy panda'?!
when I met sophia she was bright and funny.
only the second part though...
without making your point?
was this fun?
(for people who can't follow the boards)
why am i even justifying myself to you?
fucking loser no friends!
i feel like a bitch.
perhaps concentrate your efforts on making real life friends onstead of just being a twat to people on the internet though?
I'd pay to see that again lol
I WANNA GOOD TIME, AND THAT'S WHY I'M OUT!
which is never ever a good thing
u ever been to a night club in brighton?
that shes meant to be taking a picture with her cat hat on!
jeez that sounded dangerously emotastic.
A friend once asked me if I'd sex a panda if it meant I could sex any girl of my choice afterwards, and I said I would. Well, I say a friend asked me. What I mean is, I once, for no reason apparent even to me, said "I'd sex a panda if it meant I could sex any girl of my choice afterwards". I drew the line at a small child though. Nobody loves a fat kid anyway.
i got burnt today at le tour
i met my new flatmate, she's nice
i'm now going to bed
i like having it to myself
i'm sure you have your own to go to
plus i'm getting up in about 6 hours to go and watch some more tour action.
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
(only the first three episodes of season one)
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
am ageless. I exist in a constant state. The necessity of my existence varies in intensity. Sometimes I am vital; other times I am peripheral to society.
I will always exist.
I am the guardian of the rules of appreciation of aesthetics. I KNOW how pleasure is to be consumed.
that was just funny nonsense
btw: chris alcxxk: pretty coming-to-cheptow-y?
i wish people would stop using my thread for HATE!
the replies were pretty alright before u started laying down ur law :O
n it was so peacful =(
you're right but i can't admit so i'm going to insult you
i lose :(
this was fun!
i just laughed the whole way through.
did i miss the funny in this thread?
i bow down to your incisive social commentary.
seriously, you could pick a less easy target.
i don't understand that sentence at all.
what's your beef?
you argue like a woman. constantly shifting the conversation. just tell me what your problem is, here or via PM, and we can have done with this appalling exchange.
and, i've never banned one of them and i've never banned you.
so, if you want to stop being so childish and tell me what's up, i'm all ears.
otherwise i'll just assume this is some stupid campaign and i'll just ignore you. it's not really that hard.
for being bald?
surely not ronan?
(oh yes a proper drunk thread)
but he's really good. so is she.
this song on the other hand. is lame.
when you say nothing at all
if tomorrow never comes
lovin each day
dont fight the moonlight
LIKEWISE with the spitting into the bottle and dancing on the bar like in that film.
also a great single.
i always miss all the fun :(
can we stop bumping my drunken thread now
why do you need to have nice breasts to appreciate nice breasts? surely not having them gives you more right to appreciate?
i knew i shouldnt have posted in the drunk thread. it was only ever going to end badly :(
i could really do with a couple of spam fritters tonight.
and thanks :)
the only thing i cant understand about gay men = breasts!
but they dont like them.
how could you not?!
and i've never even seen barbarella goddammit.
they're straight, and copping a feel.
theyre pretending to be gay to win place in your heart.
why didnt i think of that!
is it too late to take back all the gay denials?
this is all wrong!
i was trying the pretend to be gay tactic!
it didnt work. :(
i think i've spent too long stroking my bard to get away with those kind of lines.
but breasts are just.....wonderous
And they way those lesbians aren't into massive hard cocks - what's THAT about?????
generally, of course.
but i'd find it hard to believe that even gay men could find the male form more attractive than the female form.
that was mroe fun
somebody get the bazookas.
but they're kinda scary, as are your ribs.
i honestly have no idea.
that's like someone famous!
i recognise the profile from other days.
there will be attractive ideals... and beyond that i think its generally the same.
but, y'know, small is beautiful...
but if they are someones you heart then they are....y'know, ok and stuff.