Tonight I saw this band:

www.myspace.com/thebandsammy

I was at a 'party', sober and bored off my tits so I wandered downstairs. Imagine my surprise to find a room full of 16 year old kids all running around to the sounds of Sammy and struggling to come to terms with their own sense of style/identity. Am I emo? Am I indie? Or shall I just be an amalgamation of the both? I stood at the back, nursing a pint and quite possibly looking like a paedophile

My mate tried cracking on to the lead singer of Sammy in Rayleigh Kebab Hut afterwards, but she was having none of it. She's 24!

Then I got a chinese and came home. The end. How about you?