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Grannies: the best of
Aren't Gran's great. Spoke to mine on the phone yesterday, she has to have a hip operation soon:
"oh Tom I'm very worried".
"don't worry it'll be fine. Its only a simple operation".
"oh no I'm not worried about that. What if I get one of those terrorist doctors? If I hear any ticking noises I'm getting out of there, except I can't walk so I'm a gonner."
Funny gran stories please.