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The terrorist threat has been reduced to 'SEVERE'.
We can all feel a little easier, I think.
is such a great word.
they have to change the bulb?
but it means you have to stop standing on that foreign person's head
They just have to scrape 'CRITICAL' off the plastic window and get out the Letraset again...
Now I can finally play with my toy revolver on the trains again. Journeys are so boring without it
two Asian schoolboys with some sort of rocket-shaped device walking along the side of the road just south of Bromley this morning.
Granted, it was clearly made of a washing up liquid bottle and the like and was for some sort of school project, but I was wholly expecting someone to reach for their phone and call the police on them. Then the police would have shot them, then there would have been RIOTS. Maybe.
because I had a fucking Supersoaker. It was confiscated and I was escorted through security by some burly guards.
It didn't look like a real gun because it was absolutely massive and bright green and yellow and I was about 10 but they reasoned that it had to be viewed as a potential hijacking tool.
it may have been filled with CYANIDE!!!11!!